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[challenge entry] Meh.

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(, Sun 5 May 2024, 16:16, archived)
[challenge entry] take a seat in my Roller

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(, Sun 5 May 2024, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] "Book him pet!"
(, Sun 5 May 2024, 15:26, archived)
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(, Sun 5 May 2024, 21:03, archived)
# Book him, Noo-noo,
(, Mon 6 May 2024, 19:01, archived)
# "Geordie streets, FULL o' crime...".
(, Sat 11 May 2024, 18:27, archived)
[challenge entry] This is Drawn Together in da UK!

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Too lazy to think about whatever spoof takes of these characters would actually look like so it's all on you.
(, Sun 5 May 2024, 13:48, archived)
# Cartoons of the now.
(, Sun 5 May 2024, 16:53, archived)
# Moomins aren't from the UK
How dare you etc.
(, Mon 6 May 2024, 19:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Better get this one in before everyone thinks of it

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Yeah, I know Bo isn't the symbol for boron. What you gonna do about it?

(, Sun 5 May 2024, 13:21, archived)
# Yes, it's Barleymolium
(, Sun 5 May 2024, 17:15, archived)
# Bodyodourium
Massive natural reservoirs of it at branches of Games Workshop and model railway exhibitions.
(, Sun 5 May 2024, 17:57, archived)
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(, Sun 5 May 2024, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] going back a bit mind
(, Sun 5 May 2024, 11:44, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

(, Sun 5 May 2024, 12:58, archived)
# would watch
(, Sun 5 May 2024, 13:42, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 May 2024, 14:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay an image challenge I can do :)

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(, Sun 5 May 2024, 11:32, archived)
# Central Rillingham? Chudleigh Rise?
(, Sun 5 May 2024, 11:40, archived)
[challenge entry] have some tasty pearoast .

(, Thu 9 May 2024, 15:15, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - BRITISH REMAKES OF AMERICAN TV


The Americans are always remaking our TV shows, but what if we were to remake theirs? Show us using the power of Photoshop.
(, Sun 5 May 2024, 10:42, archived)
# Notts Landing
aicmfp
(, Sun 5 May 2024, 11:10, archived)
# *screams*
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 23:06, archived)
# What image challenge do you want?
The suggestions on Twitter weren't very workable. Bloody Elon.

One word challenge ideas or a suggestion of an image source we don't usually play with would be useful.
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 18:36, archived)
# FUCKLIFTS
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 19:08, archived)
# Live-Love-Laugh
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 19:17, archived)
# Bums
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 19:24, archived)
# Following Gyles Brandeth’s shocking revelation that he murdered both Rod Hull and Harry Secombe, shocking celebrity murder confessions?
Michael Barrymore leaving the car deck doors open on the Herald of Free Enterprise?
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 19:26, archived)
# old election leaflets
is a source we might not have fucked with
electionleaflets.org/

(, Sat 4 May 2024, 19:39, archived)
# and hopefully never will.
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 20:08, archived)
# Stargate
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 20:00, archived)
#
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# BIG
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 20:06, archived)
# FLOPPY
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 20:06, archived)
# COCKS
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 20:06, archived)
# B&
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 20:12, archived)
# My suggestion was first.
I win! \o/
Edit: fuck
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 20:07, archived)
# cr3
Photoshop the elusive hoster of media into increasingly compromising situations, until he resurfaces and threatens legal action.
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 20:07, archived)
# Elections or erections?
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 20:09, archived)
# AI
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 20:59, archived)
# farmyards
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 22:17, archived)
# colour in the lizard
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 22:31, archived)
# you can do that with AI
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 22:32, archived)
# Draw Hitler…again…
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 23:18, archived)
# it's just two dots for eyes and a little black square underneath
(, Sun 5 May 2024, 4:10, archived)
# Add a hat and you've got Charlie Chaplin
(, Sun 5 May 2024, 16:50, archived)
# I can work with this.
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 22:47, archived)
# Redesign everyday objects to make them look much better and function much worse
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 22:33, archived)
# The Yanks have copied many of our comedy shows
How about we copy some of theirs? The British ‘Taxi’,
‘Sex in the City’…
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 22:35, archived)
# This
(, Sun 5 May 2024, 0:21, archived)
# That'll do.
Thanks Ninj!
(, Sun 5 May 2024, 10:27, archived)
# My pleasure!
:D
(, Sun 5 May 2024, 12:33, archived)
# Invent a new country.
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 22:36, archived)
# Bubbles
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 23:06, archived)
# Nazi sex death, die, die, die
punch a Nazi
modern Nazis
punch a modern Nazi.

The list goes on.
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 23:30, archived)
# photonovels
tell a tale of fun, drama, romance, whatever in the style of a magazine photonovel

bonus points for taking the photos yourself
(, Sun 5 May 2024, 6:40, archived)
# I like this,
but my hesitation is that it's a bit TOAPy and/or too much work to take part in.

(TOAP may no longer really be a problem, I guess - it was when the board moved fast)
(, Sun 5 May 2024, 10:49, archived)
# Its a fair point, probably would have been full of TOAAIP entries anyway
was there ever a TOAP only challenge?
(, Sun 5 May 2024, 11:33, archived)
# Not that I can think of.
(, Sun 5 May 2024, 11:52, archived)
# Frogbeat
The greatest b3tan ever.
b3ta.com/search/board?q=Frogbeat
(, Sun 5 May 2024, 6:49, archived)
# He was a deeply unpleasant, creepy rapey cunt.
(, Sun 5 May 2024, 8:34, archived)
# It's him
(, Sun 5 May 2024, 11:53, archived)
# Pato Banton
What's Pato Banton up to these days? Maybe he's "bubblin' hot" due to climate change, or maybe he's fighting a paternity suit in court to make his "baby come back" (featuring his solicitors Ali & Robin Campbell from UB40)! Crack open your image manipulation software and show us.
(, Sun 5 May 2024, 8:34, archived)
# I guess we could have a reggae week
for you to get the Pato puns out of your system.
(, Sun 5 May 2024, 10:36, archived)
# -week +month
(, Sun 5 May 2024, 15:01, archived)
# A challenge which encourages actual jokes rather than pointless unfunny references would be nice
(, Mon 6 May 2024, 20:58, archived)
# The green crayon brigade won't like this
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 14:56, archived)
# Libbed for his displeasure!
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 15:47, archived)
# brilliant!
*claps*
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 16:29, archived)
# *golf clap*
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 18:03, archived)
# 👍🏻
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 21:26, archived)
# With that trademark musky smell!
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 18:03, archived)
# and if you stretch it over your head
you look as ugly as he does!
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 20:49, archived)
# lol
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 20:59, archived)
# That would explain why he's got so many kids
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 23:33, archived)
# Yeah, but they disown him as fast as he can spurt 'em out.
(, Sun 5 May 2024, 7:12, archived)
# Used to love this show back in the day
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 11:13, archived)
# should turn the tables
Ollie Reid hosting a show where celebs are so desperate to shill their tat they go to a pub and work their way through the spirits until they pass out and shit themselves.
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 15:00, archived)
#
Bladdered Ones
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 16:09, archived)
# Eddie Izzard?
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# .
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#
ifangewe
(, Tue 7 May 2024, 11:48, archived)
# They start with beer. "First we yeast"
(, Sun 5 May 2024, 10:34, archived)
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# i recognise that smile
I think he's called 'General Failure'
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 15:01, archived)
[challenge entry] They released some albums so it fits. Kind of.

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# everyones least favourite colour
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#

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# I find them very grating already.
(, Fri 3 May 2024, 23:07, archived)
# That, but even grater
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# shopped pictures only please
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 10:57, archived)
# Is that spooge running down his chin?
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 11:41, archived)
# I can neither confirm nor deny that that is Nigel Farage's cum dribbling out of Tice's mouth.
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 14:32, archived)
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# looks like Bjork's been huffing volcano gas
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 11:07, archived)
# I'll probably be banned for this...
...but I was a Commodore 64 kid. I never owned a Speccy.

UNTIL NOW. Or at least a few weeks ago when I popped back to Britain and bought on eBay a ZX81, a ZX Spectrum and a Spectrum 2a black (one of Alan Sugar's terrible models, but it was cheap).

They were all broken in their own special ways but I am slowly working on bringing them back to life.

Last year I made a web game called Seven Bins Sunak, and in January fellow B3tan Joefish released a game based on it for the ZX Spectrum. And today, after finally getting my Speccy fully working, I was able to load and play it on original hardware.

Happy days.


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# "I like this"
and approve of it, even if you get banned for it.
(, Fri 3 May 2024, 18:18, archived)
# Fake, no cassette player
Nice work, you finally found a use for that box of old cables
(, Fri 3 May 2024, 18:19, archived)
# I like this and also hope you get banned for it.
(, Fri 3 May 2024, 18:54, archived)
# you forgot to hide the pump bottle of lotion
(, Fri 3 May 2024, 19:06, archived)
# In preparation for my download of a pirate copy of 'Samantha Fox Strip Poker' at 1200 baud
(, Fri 3 May 2024, 21:15, archived)
# You had me at 1200 baud
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 0:38, archived)
# That's the palest looking bottle of IPA i've ever seen, homebrew?
(, Fri 3 May 2024, 20:02, archived)
# Took me a moment
I was about to write 'no, it's just 99% alcohol I bought on Amazon' and then it hit me that it is now beer o'clock
(, Fri 3 May 2024, 21:06, archived)
# Lovely
Who'd have thought that the rubber keyed speccy would lead to the techbro crypto ai hellscape we now inhabit?
(, Fri 3 May 2024, 20:46, archived)
# Joefish has me on ignore.
No idea why.
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 0:03, archived)
# A lot of times it comes down to a simple misunderstanding
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 0:41, archived)
# Yes! He misunderstood how fucking great I am.
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 1:09, archived)
# Especially when it is so obvious
I can understand your frustration
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 1:54, archived)
# o/\o
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 2:49, archived)
# Did you laugh at his Spectrum while claiming your Oric-1 was far superior?
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 10:04, archived)
# Those are computer gadgets...right?.....????????
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 19:12, archived)
# Did you randomly accuse him of being a psychopath or something?
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 14:08, archived)
#
-randomly
+purposely
(, Sat 4 May 2024, 19:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
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#

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# otis deading
otis dreading mon
(, Fri 3 May 2024, 22:13, archived)
# Otis Lift Manufacture and Repairing?
(, Sun 5 May 2024, 13:59, archived)

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