This is Drawn Together in da UK!
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Too lazy to think about whatever spoof takes of these characters would actually look like so it's all on you.
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Sun 5 May 2024, 13:48,
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Too lazy to think about whatever spoof takes of these characters would actually look like so it's all on you.
Better get this one in before everyone thinks of it
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Yeah, I know Bo isn't the symbol for boron. What you gonna do about it?
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Sun 5 May 2024, 13:21,
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Yeah, I know Bo isn't the symbol for boron. What you gonna do about it?
Bodyodourium
Massive natural reservoirs of it at branches of Games Workshop and model railway exhibitions.
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Sun 5 May 2024, 17:57,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - BRITISH REMAKES OF AMERICAN TV
The Americans are always remaking our TV shows, but what if we were to remake theirs? Show us using the power of Photoshop.
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Sun 5 May 2024, 10:42,
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The Americans are always remaking our TV shows, but what if we were to remake theirs? Show us using the power of Photoshop.
What image challenge do you want?
The suggestions on Twitter weren't very workable. Bloody Elon.
One word challenge ideas or a suggestion of an image source we don't usually play with would be useful.
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Sat 4 May 2024, 18:36,
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One word challenge ideas or a suggestion of an image source we don't usually play with would be useful.
Following Gyles Brandeth’s shocking revelation that he murdered both Rod Hull and Harry Secombe, shocking celebrity murder confessions?
Michael Barrymore leaving the car deck doors open on the Herald of Free Enterprise?
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Sat 4 May 2024, 19:26,
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old election leaflets
is a source we might not have fucked with
electionleaflets.org/
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Sat 4 May 2024, 19:39,
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electionleaflets.org/
cr3
Photoshop the elusive hoster of media into increasingly compromising situations, until he resurfaces and threatens legal action.
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Sat 4 May 2024, 20:07,
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it's just two dots for eyes and a little black square underneath
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Sun 5 May 2024, 4:10,
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Redesign everyday objects to make them look much better and function much worse
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Sat 4 May 2024, 22:33,
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The Yanks have copied many of our comedy shows
How about we copy some of theirs? The British ‘Taxi’,
‘Sex in the City’…
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Sat 4 May 2024, 22:35,
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‘Sex in the City’…
Nazi sex death, die, die, die
punch a Nazi
modern Nazis
punch a modern Nazi.
The list goes on.
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Sat 4 May 2024, 23:30,
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modern Nazis
punch a modern Nazi.
The list goes on.
photonovels
tell a tale of fun, drama, romance, whatever in the style of a magazine photonovel
bonus points for taking the photos yourself
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Sun 5 May 2024, 6:40,
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bonus points for taking the photos yourself
I like this,
but my hesitation is that it's a bit TOAPy and/or too much work to take part in.
(TOAP may no longer really be a problem, I guess - it was when the board moved fast)
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Sun 5 May 2024, 10:49,
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(TOAP may no longer really be a problem, I guess - it was when the board moved fast)
Its a fair point, probably would have been full of TOAAIP entries anyway
was there ever a TOAP only challenge?
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Sun 5 May 2024, 11:33,
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Frogbeat
The greatest b3tan ever.
b3ta.com/search/board?q=Frogbeat
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Sun 5 May 2024, 6:49,
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b3ta.com/search/board?q=Frogbeat
Pato Banton
What's Pato Banton up to these days? Maybe he's "bubblin' hot" due to climate change, or maybe he's fighting a paternity suit in court to make his "baby come back" (featuring his solicitors Ali & Robin Campbell from UB40)! Crack open your image manipulation software and show us.
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Sun 5 May 2024, 8:34,
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I guess we could have a reggae week
for you to get the Pato puns out of your system.
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Sun 5 May 2024, 10:36,
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A challenge which encourages actual jokes rather than pointless unfunny references would be nice
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Mon 6 May 2024, 20:58,
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and if you stretch it over your head
you look as ugly as he does!
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Sat 4 May 2024, 20:49,
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should turn the tables
Ollie Reid hosting a show where celebs are so desperate to shill their tat they go to a pub and work their way through the spirits until they pass out and shit themselves.
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Sat 4 May 2024, 15:00,
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They released some albums so it fits. Kind of.
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Sat 4 May 2024, 10:01,
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I can neither confirm nor deny that that is Nigel Farage's cum dribbling out of Tice's mouth.
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Sat 4 May 2024, 14:32,
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I'll probably be banned for this...
...but I was a Commodore 64 kid. I never owned a Speccy.
UNTIL NOW. Or at least a few weeks ago when I popped back to Britain and bought on eBay a ZX81, a ZX Spectrum and a Spectrum 2a black (one of Alan Sugar's terrible models, but it was cheap).
They were all broken in their own special ways but I am slowly working on bringing them back to life.
Last year I made a web game called Seven Bins Sunak, and in January fellow B3tan Joefish released a game based on it for the ZX Spectrum. And today, after finally getting my Speccy fully working, I was able to load and play it on original hardware.
Happy days.
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Fri 3 May 2024, 17:30,
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UNTIL NOW. Or at least a few weeks ago when I popped back to Britain and bought on eBay a ZX81, a ZX Spectrum and a Spectrum 2a black (one of Alan Sugar's terrible models, but it was cheap).
They were all broken in their own special ways but I am slowly working on bringing them back to life.
Last year I made a web game called Seven Bins Sunak, and in January fellow B3tan Joefish released a game based on it for the ZX Spectrum. And today, after finally getting my Speccy fully working, I was able to load and play it on original hardware.
Happy days.
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"I like this"
and approve of it, even if you get banned for it.
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Fri 3 May 2024, 18:18,
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Fake, no cassette player
Nice work, you finally found a use for that box of old cables
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Fri 3 May 2024, 18:19,
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In preparation for my download of a pirate copy of 'Samantha Fox Strip Poker' at 1200 baud
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Fri 3 May 2024, 21:15,
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That's the palest looking bottle of IPA i've ever seen, homebrew?
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Fri 3 May 2024, 20:02,
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Took me a moment
I was about to write 'no, it's just 99% alcohol I bought on Amazon' and then it hit me that it is now beer o'clock
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Fri 3 May 2024, 21:06,
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Lovely
Who'd have thought that the rubber keyed speccy would lead to the techbro crypto ai hellscape we now inhabit?
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Fri 3 May 2024, 20:46,
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Especially when it is so obvious
I can understand your frustration
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Sat 4 May 2024, 1:54,
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Did you laugh at his Spectrum while claiming your Oric-1 was far superior?
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Sat 4 May 2024, 10:04,
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Did you randomly accuse him of being a psychopath or something?
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