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"Wisdom of the Ancients" my arse.

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Sickipedia comedy night, tonight at 8pm - details on the flyer. About 12 or so new comics will be trying their hand at stand-up. Should be interesting.
posted by rob on 10th Nov at 8am
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B3ta newsletter 403, out now - actually sent vaguely on time for once. A number of reasons 1. Very busy with real work so I've had to plan my time carefully this week - ironic that being busy makes me more efficient and 2. The ad sales on the newsletter have been shite recently but this week we had a proper paid client so thought I owed it to them not to get it out at 7:30pm. Anyway, good week editorially I think. Stuff on Richard Dawkins, lots of fluffy pics and the YouTube crossfader which is genius on a stick. Toodle-pip and I'll go back to editing kittens - see you soon!
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published by rob on 6th Nov at 12pm
Question of the Week
Teenage Crushes - Part Two
Freddie Woo writes: I've still got weird feelings for a well-known female TV presenter from the 1980s. I'm now in my forties, work in the same building as her and she follows me on a number of social networking sites. And now, she knows about it.

Tell us about the teenage crushes that still make you go wobbly.
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asked by Scaryduck on 5th Nov at 11am
Challenge
How History Was Faked
Everyone knows that the moon landing was faked, but what if other things were? The ascent of Everest? Germany's invasion of Poland? Show us how famous historical events were faked.
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set by Fraser on 4th Nov at 11pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 402 - out now. This week announcing the Sickipedia comedy night, our own personal obsession with TV Tropes and your chance to wear a vulva necklace.
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published by rob on 30th Oct at 4pm
Question of the Week
Rubbish Towns
I once went to Basildon. It was closed, I got chased by a bunch of knuckle-dragged yobs until I was lost in a maze of concrete alleyways and got food poisoning off pie. Tell us about the awful places you've visited or have your home.

Thanks to SpankyHanky for the suggestion
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asked by Scaryduck on 29th Oct at 11am
Challenge
New Ways To Deliver The Mail
As the postal strikes bring the country to its knees, it's obvious we need new ways to deliver the mail. Show us what they are. The nation will thank you.
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set by Fraser on 28th Oct at 9pm
Vote for a Change UPDATE - lots of you are asking when the VFAC image challenge finishes. Well, they're scooting up and down the country at the moment and aren't all in one room to agree as to which is the winner. So the truthful answer is I don't know, but maybe the end of this month. But don't hold me to it! Sorry. On the up side - enter whilst you still can and there is still the chance to win a laptop. - UPDATE! Vote for a change have announced winners.
posted by rob on 28th Oct at 7pm
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B3ta newsletter 401 - good stuff this week, there's a topical Nick Griffin thingie, a lovely Windows 7 party and hidden away towards the bottom an interview we did with the BBC about reaching newsletter 400. Gosh - tuck in.
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published by rob on 23rd Oct at 3pm
Question of the Week
Sexual fetishes
Rubber wetsuits. Knee-high boots. Nuclear-powered clockwork cucumbers. Dressing up as Pingu whilst reading out loud from the works of Dan Brown. What floats your boat? Or what fetishes have you encountered? Suggestion via crackhouseceilidhband.
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asked by Scaryduck on 22nd Oct at 1pm
Challenge
Corporate Logos That Tell The Truth
Companies spend millions designing logos that represent their corporate identity. We'd like you to redesign them so they tell the truth. Ooh, and as a special bonus, the top three voted images will receive 36" canvas prints from canvasRus.
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set by Fraser on 21st Oct at 7pm
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B3ta newsletter issue 400 - arguably we should have made a special edition, but every edition is special when it's the B3ta Newsletter.
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published by rob on 16th Oct at 4pm
Have you been to a facebook party? - my wife is researching a TV documentary about that Facebook party stuff that was all over the tabloids recently. You know, where people stick up some party details on Facebook and then 100s of random people turn up. She's looking for people who've had this happen to them or have been to such events so she can stick them on TV. If this sounds like you then email her on lucy_reese33 AT yahoo.co.uk
posted by rob on 16th Oct at 2pm
Question of the Week
I don't understand the attraction
Smaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
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asked by Scaryduck on 15th Oct at 2pm
Challenge
The Censorship Challenge
This week's challenge is a bit different: use black censorship bars / pixelization to make something look much ruder than it really is.
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set by Fraser on 14th Oct at 5pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 399 out now - featuring a lovely song about lamb, an interview with an Irish man and a small parrot named John. BTW: We occasionally lie about parrots.
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published by rob on 9th Oct at 4pm
Eoin Colfer interview up - yep he actually answered your childish questions. Good on him. Your questions for Eoin Colfer wanted - Eoin Colfer - best known for the Artemis Fowl series of books has a new project: he's writing a sequel to Douglas Adams's Hitchhikers books. Controversial stuff. He's agreed to answer your questions. Even awkward ones. So feel free to ask him whatever you like. UPDATE: no more questions please. The thread is going over to Eoin now - hope he's not offended by the rather alarming questions.
posted by rob on 9th Oct at 12pm
Question of the Week
Celebrities part II
Five years ago, we asked if you've ever been rude to a celebrity, or have been on the receiving end of a Z-List TV chef's wrath. By popular demand, it's back - if you have beans, spill them.
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asked by Scaryduck on 8th Oct at 1pm
Challenge
If America Were Still British
Since Great Britain and the US separated in 1776, the Americans have very much gone their own way, inventing both canned cheese and obesity. But what if America were still British? Show us, using Photoshop devilry.
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set by Fraser on 8th Oct at 8am
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B3ta newsletter 398, out now - featuring a lovely song to Lily Allen, our very own I Spot Credit Crunch and lots of other fruity links.
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published by rob on 2nd Oct at 4pm
Challenge
Reborn as Porn
Take existing films, books, video games, whatever and remake them as porn movies. Those naughty porny-people have been doing this, badly, for years. Show them how to do it properly.

Please keep the covers Safe For Work*. Stuff that we could happily sell in Woolworths - assuming we still had a woolworths.

*this is where the challenge lies
thanks to spakmitten for the suggestion
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set by chthonic on 1st Oct at 1pm
Question of the Week
Neighbours
I used to live next door to a pair of elderly naturists, only finding out about their hobby when they bade me a cheerful, saggy 'Hello' while I was 25 feet up a ladder repairing the chimney. Luckily, a bush broke my fall, but the memory of a fat, naked man in an ill-fitting wig will live with me forever.
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asked by Scaryduck on 1st Oct at 12pm
Newsletter
B3ta Newsletter 397 - absolutely packed this week, get clicking. And hooray! We can now now and make a cup of tea.
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published by rob on 25th Sep at 5pm
Challenge
Modernise the Bible
What with all the pages of begat this and thou shalt that, the Bible is a bit out of touch with today's youth. Bring it up to date so we can answer moral dilemmas such as "Is it OK to murder someone in a video game?" and "Would you steal a movie?"
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set by chthonic on 24th Sep at 4pm
Question of the Week
IT Support
Our IT support guy has been in the job since 1979, and never misses an opportunity to pick up a mouse and say "Hello computer" into it, Star Trek-style. Tell us your tales from the IT support cupboard, either from within or without.
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asked by Scaryduck on 24th Sep at 12pm
Cyanide & Happiness interview now up Cyanide & Happiness interview, call for questions - if you've got a question for the nets' most famous stickmen comic people then add it to the linked thread. You know it makes sense.
posted by rob on 23rd Sep at 8am
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 396, out now - stick this in your browser and smoke it. And hopefully you'll get really high, it's almost as good as smoking bananas and spider webs. HIGH PRAISE INDEED.
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published by rob on 18th Sep at 4pm
Question of the Week
The most childish thing you've done as an adult
Davros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.
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asked by Scaryduck on 17th Sep at 2pm
Challenge
Inappropriate TV Product Placement
It was announced this week that product placement will be allowed on commercial television. What product would you put on what programme to get massive LOLs?
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set by Fraser on 16th Sep at 5pm
Newsletter
B3ta newsletter 395, one small problem with the newsletter is that I'm always pooped for words when it comes to blogging it on the front page. I know the right things to do is to mention the stuff inside it - thereby entice you to click. But as I said, pooped.
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published by rob on 11th Sep at 4pm
Question of the Week
Helicopter Parents
Back when young ScaryDuck worked in the Dole office rather than simply queuing in it, he had to deal with a claimant brought in by his mum. She did all the talking. He was 40 years old.

Have you had to deal with over-protective parents? Get your Dad to tell us all about it.
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asked by chthonic on 10th Sep at 3pm
Challenge
Video Game Celebrities
Seeing as The Beatles are now in that there video game, what other celebrities would benefit from the console treatment? This week's challenge is to add your favourite star to a current game, or create an entirely new game for them.
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set by Fraser on 9th Sep at 5pm