The Queen's Hat
Did you see the Queen's Speech? It looked like she was making an outrageous political statement with her hat. Celebrate this cultural event by designing new headgear for her Majesty. See all 60 images (open)
The In Laws
My Mother in law has a habit of "gifting". She will take crap she doesn't want anymore and hide it around our house when she visits. Tell us your tales of the In Laws. Read all 30 stories (open)
asked on 13th Jun at 12pm
Sad news about Adam West. If you'd like to pay tribute in photoshop then our Ob3tuaries challenge is open.
No official newsletter this week - although we have seen a special subscriber only message to the list which you can't see unless you sub ha ha. Anyway it's not like we haven't been busy, check out both the Has Theresa May Resigned Yet? bot and also make sure you read Lord Buckhead's Manifesto. Wow. What an election. What a few days.
What skeletons are there in your family's collective cupboards? Asks enzyme. Tell us your shameful, scurrilous and generally regrettable family histories... for laughs Read all 24 stories (closed)
asked on 1st Jun at 10pm
404 part 2
We want you to come up with new ideas for the B3ta 404 (Page not found) message. We'll take the best ones and use them on the site, so it's your chance for a little bit of internet fame and immortality. See all 55 images (closed)
B3ta newsletter 674 - our fourth week back and there's a lot of stuff to talk about including saying goodbye to two B3ta heroes Roger Moore and of course Munkt0n. But it's not all sadness - there's the glorious Walkers Crisps trolling and some lovely songs. Really.
Anti Tory Election Posters
Make some new election posters for the Conservative party. Bonus points for printing them off and sticking them up in public, like the internet anarchists you are. See all 88 images (closed)
What jobs do fictional tv characters do after their shows have finished? Show us with the power of computational image manipulation what line of work Yogi bear went in to, how Captain Picard funds his continuing space trips and how The Fonz pays his leather jacket and RSI thumb surgery bills. See all 31 images (closed)
Make Corbyn Electable
Poor Jeremy Corbyn, it seems no matter what sensible things he says about saving the NHS or looking after the little people, he just can't catch the voter's eye. So this week lets give Jezzer a makeover. Design new campaign posters to change the public's opinion of him, fix the things that turn people away and lets make Corbyn electable. See all 100 images (closed)
Best Childhood Memories
"I once sent a painting into Why Don't You." says B3ta veteran Chickenlady. "They didn't show it on the tv programme, or mention me at all, but I got a nice letter back from them. That made 5 year old me very happy."
B3ta newsletter 671, out now - yes we're back for the moment. Did you miss us? We missed you and thought we'd treat you with a newsletter, the kind of thing you haven't seen for 18 months. Genuinely loved writing this, really hope you get something out of it. Read newsletter 671