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[challenge entry] Watch the skies not the road

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(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Now appearing all around Smolensk Airport...
/Hull
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:17, archived)
# ooh!
it gets worse for Poland. It seems now that no world leaders may be able to attend his funeral because of the ash cloud. I reckon his identical twin brother is behind all of this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:18, archived)
# Is he being cremeted?
If so, the irony hopefully won't escape them
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:22, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
# The Orb were headline at Glasto in 93
I was all ready for it, and tripping my nuts off.
There was a large sign on stage that simply said "Watch the Skies"
We did, all night. Nothing fucking happened. Their laser display had broken down.
Later on a mad hippy wrecked on cider tried to mount me.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
It'd been a long day.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)
# you didn't even leave me your number!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
# 1-800 HOWS MY MOUNTING
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)
# a few litres less cider and I might have been impressed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)
# And you blame that
on volcanic ash???
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)
# erm no Strawberries if I recall corretcly
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)
# What? He surrounded you with paper and put you in a picture frame?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)
# actually perhaps that is what he was trying to do
but why did he have his cock out?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 16 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)