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[challenge entry] difficult but i think i managed to make this without making it NSFW

From the If Hitler had won the war challenge. See all 569 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:33, archived)
# Very
Good, I think you kept it safe
(Gabba, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:35, archived)
# Well damn
I never realised it had a name. I'm going to investigate closer next time.

(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 23:04, archived)
# looks safe for work
and it tickled me.
unlike the brazilian, which tickles nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:35, archived)
# nope
it just bloody hurts.

eurgh to waxing ladies bits, or any other genital area for that matter. *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:39, archived)
# surely better
than the growback itch of shaving??
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:40, archived)
# I like it a lot
arf
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:36, archived)
# woo
i think i've seen almost 5 original entries to this comp now!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:36, archived)
# i think this would be safer for work
(felixthehat oh this is new, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:38, archived)
# there he
is? arrest him.
(doktored, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:49, archived)
# I heard it called
a Beckham once
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:38, archived)
# I think they were refering
to the whole genital region, in that case.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:40, archived)
# but
he had a sort of Fran Healy Wanxton Fin at the time, didn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:41, archived)
# Wouldn't know myself
Don't care for football
Don't read Hello
but I'm sure you're right Dr Phil.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:48, archived)
# oooh
'arc at you.

hehe (it was more a bleached mohican than a fin - trust me, i had one before beckham)
(I helped save b3ta! Beardo, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:51, archived)
# Nice.
Threadjack time: Does anyone want an old PlayStaion Steering wheel (Not FF) before I throw it out?
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:40, archived)
# how much?
i could use one
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:41, archived)
# Free (well a pint)
London. Have it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:46, archived)
# i'm in leicster :-(
still want it tho
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 17:47, archived)