Oh no. I'm not against bi-sexual economic migrants.But lets face it, if the turban-wearing poofs must come over here and take our jobs, then it's only reasonable to expect them to make their women take their burquas off. I mean, fair's fair, at the end of the day, we've got to level the playing field.
They pay their taxes like everyone else.
Except the ones who don't.
Yeah.
So now that I've contradicted myself from sentence to sentence, then written a few very.
Short.
Paragraphs.
I'll use an egregiously long word where it doesn't really fit, just to show how clever I am, and you're unlikely to understand me because you're reading the Daily Mail and you've probably been distracted by a 'TV's so-and-so gets photographed shopping!!!!' headline anyway, and then I'll sign off with a smug, self-satistied chuckle.
(They pay their taxes like everyone else.
Except the ones who don't.
Yeah.
So now that I've contradicted myself from sentence to sentence, then written a few very.
Short.
Paragraphs.
I'll use an egregiously long word where it doesn't really fit, just to show how clever I am, and you're unlikely to understand me because you're reading the Daily Mail and you've probably been distracted by a 'TV's so-and-so gets photographed shopping!!!!' headline anyway, and then I'll sign off with a smug, self-satistied chuckle.
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 3:08,
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