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[challenge entry] Stopped smoking recenty

I hardly think about it at all.

From the Giraffes! challenge. See all 400 entries (closed)

(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:27, archived)
# a giraffe is a type of camel
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Strictly speaking, actually,
It's a type of tomato.
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:30, archived)
# And therefore
a fruit?
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Marc Almond is not a nut, he is a fruit
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:37, archived)
# And vice versa
in the case of Fiona Apple.
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:40, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:41, archived)
# we don't call them that any more
they are now 'vegetable matter that enjoys alternative lifestyles'
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Notoriously difficult to breed, are giraffes.
a huge amount of them are gay.

/trufax
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Yes
a leopard camel.
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:32, archived)
# I stopped smoking 10 years ago
I hardly think about it every day.
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:57, archived)
# I'm 5 days gone now....
I may be over the worase, but I've still got the weekend to get through
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Hang on in there.
Otherwise you won't get to spend the last 20 years of your life in a home with a tube in your dick.
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:14, archived)
# I said to the wife
It better be worth it cos I felt like shite all week this week.
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:21, archived)
# It took me about 3 years to stop wanting a smoke after I gave up
Now I'm addicted to wriggleys chewing gum, it's the only thing that kept me sane


/it is worth it!
(, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:47, archived)