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[challenge entry] Contrary to popular belief, the Vikings did NOT originate from Scandinavia

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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:46, archived)
# This is brilliant.
Utterly racist, but brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:47, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:48, archived)
# My flat is now horribly cluttered
I have nowhere to hang a print of "Bridge over a Pond of Water Lilies" although there is a bit of room next to my keyboard.

I may have to put my Monet where my mouse is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:50, archived)
# oh dear
that sounds like something from ISIHAC
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Thought it up on the bus
I'd heard a snippet of that "Waking up in Vegas" song, the one by Russell Brand's Sloppy Seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:53, archived)
# in that case send it in to ISIHAC!
they'd love it.

Actually - best get Mrs Trellis to send it on your behalf :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:54, archived)
# MOOD SWINGS!
*slips 'im a Paxil.
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 15:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:55, archived)
# *takes the bus in order to give an extra hard running SPANG*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:03, archived)
# ^What she said^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:04, archived)
# that deserves this
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:04, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha what a marvellously brutal spang!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:07, archived)
# you're a bad man, tribs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:17, archived)
# But surprisingly lovable
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:23, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:26, archived)
# haha I love it when a spang comes together!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 18:01, archived)
# It implies that the natural role of the giraffe is to be subservient to its viking overlords
I'm disgusted.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Not to mention a little aroused.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:52, archived)
# It's a symbiotic relationship
The Vikings brush and braid the giraffe's hair and occasionally pet it and say it's a lovely giraffe (giraffes can be rather insecure), and in return the giraffe gives them a ride over the ocean.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:53, archived)
# It's cool.
When they're chilling it's hand shandies all round.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:11, archived)
# why do we never hear about the viking overladies?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:19, archived)
#
(^ What She Said and probably what they are about to all say ¬, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:52, archived)
# This is coool
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:47, archived)
# "And the English villagers shuddered,
as across the mist-shrouded sea they heard... the horns..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:47, archived)
# it began in africacaca
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:49, archived)
# haha
superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Woo! "It was so cold in Norway,
the Vikings invented the quilted sail."
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:50, archived)
# "Erik, haf you seen my warm duvet?"
"Ja, Mormor, I am going to England to loot and rape and pillage. I shall be back soon."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:56, archived)
# This compo really is one of the best in ages.
I wish I could think of something to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:02, archived)
# How do you get down from a giraffe?
You don't, you get down from a duck! (or a goose, as they're often called)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:03, archived)
# hahahah! Utterly outstanding!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:52, archived)
# This is very very woo
Also I found this on the internet while searching for giraffes and I found this - obviously not mine, was on some random blog site...
Does anyone know who made it because I'd like to shake them by the hand!



I'll take it down in a second so I don't get anyone upset. edit: image now changed to rubbish giraffe doodle
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:56, archived)
# FP this now!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:58, archived)
# NONONONO it's not mine!!!!
grrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Ha!
Now they can FP away!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Too wide
(that's what she said)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Hehehe Actress...Bishop etc
It's getting rubbisher and rubbisher :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:07, archived)
# has b3ta had a 'make animals fat' compo?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:59, archived)
# isn't this a scene from 'Madagascar 3 - The animals get taken back to America'?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:59, archived)
# The pie trees which once fed Greggs' Giraffe
are now sadly extinct. When they died out, the Greggs' Giraffe also disappeared from the savannah.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 13:59, archived)
# I like this answer even more!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Thomas Mangold
features.cgsociety.org/newgallerycrits/g72/116272/116272_1121334840_medium.jpg
He's done other fat animals too
features.cgsociety.org/story_custom.php?story_id=3313
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:00, archived)
# I was just about to say that :(
It's on his website too.
www.thomasmangold.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Thankees meester toast!
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Well that makes this thread confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Fab!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:03, archived)
# KLF! a-huh a-huh
nicely done sir
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:05, archived)
# Thanks Joe
And all you smasher ^Oop there^ :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:06, archived)
# you mean i'm african?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Aren't we all?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:21, archived)
# yes
especially nick griffin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 14:30, archived)