another 'shirly binddun'?

( Rotating Wobbly Hat spare him his life from this monstrosity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:35, archived)

candles!
also, etch-a-sketch draws picasso-esque bollocks
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:36, archived)

6 years of
useful, progressive work on the internets...
( Rotating Wobbly Hat spare him his life from this monstrosity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:39, archived)

and having a good piss about
don't forget that ;)
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:42, archived)

I haze profited from the friendships I haz
madez on here.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat spare him his life from this monstrosity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:44, archived)

i haz spended 3 yearz
being a huje perv on here :D
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:46, archived)

You mean:
Ability to draw cocks: +1
Years of your life: -6
( mofaha, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:46, archived)

I can touch a cock with my eyes shut
err, err... DRAW a cock with my eyes shut

4 ever IDST
( Rotating Wobbly Hat spare him his life from this monstrosity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:48, archived)

Hehehe

( mofaha, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:50, archived)

yes
i can *cough*draw*cough* a cock with my eyes shut, too.

even my legs, sometimes....
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:51, archived)

'Draw' as in 'pull or drag towards'?

(Drimble User not found, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:58, archived)

either/or?
hell, yes
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:01, archived)

it's what he would have wanted

( E Dubya, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:41, archived)

i'm sure it is :)

( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:43, archived)

:D

(Drimble User not found, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:39, archived)

organ donation:

( E Dubya, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:41, archived)

excellent organage :-)
ta!
( Rotating Wobbly Hat spare him his life from this monstrosity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:42, archived)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhahhahhhahhhahhah
 
BLACKMAIL!
( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:47, archived)

Happy b3taday xx

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:42, archived)

why thank you xx
now go make me some pie.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat spare him his life from this monstrosity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:45, archived)

I'll bake you a cake
and put it in a pie. To serve with gravy, mash and peas.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:47, archived)

technically I am a Midlander, not a Northern-style flavour kinda guy
stick a packey of pork scratchings in it and we're in business
( Rotating Wobbly Hat spare him his life from this monstrosity, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:03, archived)

Grey screen of death.
Brutal.
Happy b3tamas.
( mofaha, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:45, archived)

Many thanks your b3taness
DO MORE STUFF!
( Rotating Wobbly Hat spare him his life from this monstrosity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:47, archived)

Keep it hot !

( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:46, archived)

Why thank you sir
you Valin-date me....
( Rotating Wobbly Hat spare him his life from this monstrosity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:50, archived)

For future goodness sake !

( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:53, archived)

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:47, archived)

Hi sir
thank you for your stuff, I loves it, me.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat spare him his life from this monstrosity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:52, archived)

happy candles :D

( herman:D, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:51, archived)

thanks Herman
'Munster munster munster'?
( Rotating Wobbly Hat spare him his life from this monstrosity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:53, archived)

Candle candle candle!
Happy candle.
( Crystal Meth "Free" and "three" are not homophones, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:54, archived)

cheers, MethMeister
:-)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat spare him his life from this monstrosity, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 23:59, archived)

merry b3taday
and remember

(1.618..., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:01, archived)

especially not my batman car

( Cockweasle, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:03, archived)

really?

(1.618..., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:06, archived)

yeah
i had the one with the boat
i42.tinypic.com/167362r.jpg
i wrote him a letter in the late 70's as I'd got some melted cheese out of a toastie stuck in robins seat, I'd also bent the cutty thing at the front. he didn't fix it
( Cockweasle, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:09, archived)

did you post it to him?

( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:15, archived)

yes. my mum got me a stamp
I sent the letter, not the batman car
( Cockweasle, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:17, archived)

THE HEARTLESS CUNT
I've gone right off him now
( E Dubya, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:21, archived)

damn
well at least you didn't post the car.
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:38, archived)

cunt
bet it was a maybe though. shouldnt have called him a cunt.
im remembering loads of different batmmanobiles, and tow bars.
and the helicopter
and one with sparks?
and rare variations in the little red missile thing in the middle
edit i read "cunty thing"
yes, the cutty thing too
(1.618..., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:21, archived)

pfft
the AIDS ribbon nearly eluded me , well done :-)
( Rotating Wobbly Hat spare him his life from this monstrosity, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:04, archived)

thankyou very much
jimmy saville down there just then now then
a b3taday
aids compo (aw, no more summer whine) ages ago
not profit
(1.618..., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:10, archived)

this took me so long your candle went out.

( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:03, archived)

Mmmmm, WHERE can i get to
NOSH on HIM???

/rare steak blog, not bestial...
( Rotating Wobbly Hat spare him his life from this monstrosity, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:05, archived)

pffft!

( spacefish portable wetnork graphic, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:26, archived)

It overheated.

(happy candles...etc...etc...)
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 16:07, archived)

Ha ha, excellent!
Reminds me of one I did a few years back on Fark,
www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=2884058&tt=voteresults&startid=31312414
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:56, archived)