I hope he doesn't sue...


From the Limericks challenge. See all 150 entries (closed)

( llort Ó, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:08, archived)

hahahaha

(rattlehead CAPTAIN, HE IS AGAIN ALL TIME TOUCHING MY PARSNIP, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:09, archived)

The problem with these animated limericks is I invariably miss the first couple of frames and start following somewhere in the middle.

( zeltergiset, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:09, archived)

Sorry.
Luckily, it loops.
( llort Ó, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:12, archived)

Hee hee hee
Does Tom Cruise?
Does Julia Sawalha?
( E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:09, archived)

I know for a fact that Wesley Snipes

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:12, archived)

Brian Cant
But James Kahn.
( RiffRaff Speaks fluent Blemish, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:21, archived)

And Edward Woodward

( llort Ó, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:46, archived)

And James May

(Urban Hermit Exit, pursued by a bear on, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:17, archived)

And I have it on good authority
that Brian Cox.
( Amish Information Systems consists of more "down" than "up" quarks, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:18, archived)

Hahaha, brilliant

( The Hedgehog From Hell badly-executed and not funny, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:16, archived)

ooh, thx
( llort Ó, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:19, archived)

haha
very good
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:32, archived)

(rattlehead CAPTAIN, HE IS AGAIN ALL TIME TOUCHING MY PARSNIP, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 12:49, archived)

very good!

( enceladus, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 15:14, archived)

He has a thing for red-heads apparently.
Brave message to post. It might be 'Prince' v. B3ta all over again, except with creepy scientologists as well as creepy lawyers.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:43, archived)

Ooh
There was a brave poster called llort
Who posted a very weird thought
The lawyers that saw it
Said "There's nothing for it
We'll have to fight this one in court."
( Amish Information Systems consists of more "down" than "up" quarks, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:22, archived)

I'm touched.
No one has ever written poetry for me, let alone about me.
I shall cherish this.
( llort Ó, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 1:04, archived)

:-)
I'm glad that you liked my poor poem
I'd send flowers but I just cannot grow'em
I plant them outside
But before long they've died
Cos I don't know my Xylem from Phloem

(sorry)
( Amish Information Systems consists of more "down" than "up" quarks, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 10:22, archived)

L Ron Hubbard
went to the cupboard,
and laughed at how he made a lot of money from gullible fools.
( Lumpbucket says: Try Giddy 3! http://www.giddy3.co.uk, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 18:28, archived)

( yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:40, archived)