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[challenge entry] Not a limerick, but a poem.

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(Rotten_Cointreau is a proper scientician, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:29, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Rakes are expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:31, archived)
# METH IS HARD TO MAKE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:34, archived)
# *cackles*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Oh go on then
>_<
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:32, archived)
# I like the sounds of that
I like it when a poem gets anal...


...Spinkter!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:40, archived)
# That must be shear pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Hoe hoe hoe
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:48, archived)
# These puns are so good
I nearly weed myself.
(Rotten_Cointreau is a proper scientician, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Nothing wrong with a sprinkler humour ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Cant think of any more....you win....I'll throw in the trowel
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:01, archived)
# FORK!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:13, archived)
# The rake must progress.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Those aren't violets.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:42, archived)
# According to thehouseplants.com
They are. Saintpaulia African violets.

So there. I'd hate to be accused of an improperly researched GIF.
(Rotten_Cointreau is a proper scientician, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:49, archived)
# They really aren't, you know, they're speedwells.
The twats at thehouseplants.com got it wrong. I takes my plant pedantry seriously!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:59, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
It and she were buddies
It followed her to school
And got an A in Media Studies

I copied this from Private Eye.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:57, archived)
# I'll try the rake-y end this this time,
the rusty handle doesn't do it anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:58, archived)