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[challenge entry] one nutty night in paris

From the Squirrels in History challenge. See all 236 entries (closed)

(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:56, archived)
# The video that killed a thousand boners
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:57, archived)
# fucking hell
I've bashed away at it so much today it's like a little bit of pepparami
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:58, archived)
# You're quite the case study today...
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 11:59, archived)
# my knuckles are so thickly glazed I could grow tomatoes on them
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Red or green?

(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:03, archived)
# little bit of both where I've picked at it
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Remember, you need to lubricate inside as well as out
Squirt some WD40 down there, it'll soften the urethral scabs.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:07, archived)
# 0_0
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Is that the face you pull
when you fire out an unsoftened scab?

(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:24, archived)
# then get a load of this then
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:06, archived)
# sweet monkey jesus
I think I've burst a vein
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:08, archived)
# I was reading an old Viz the other day, in which she was described as sounding like
"An hysterical witch playing a giant kazoo in a dustbin".
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:09, archived)
# TGMTRFH
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Yay! You know it's Cliff Richard's birthday today.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:00, archived)
# @_@
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:04, archived)
# Thanks but I don't want to look at actual cocks
at work
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Ah, sorry
Really that noticeable? I'll hide if so.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:44, archived)
#
don't
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:02, archived)
# strikethrough is the "humour" of the /talk board
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Quotemarks are the "sign" of "irony"
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:09, archived)
# <something> is the <something> of <something>
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Featuring this week's guest publication, Grocer's Monthly
Is it:

lemon is the orange of strawberry?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:39, archived)
# We have a /talk baord?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 13:32, archived)
# is this history now? Fuck.
Is that AJP Taylor I hear spinning in his grave?
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:01, archived)
# well it's about as highbrow
as i get
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:08, archived)
# His head wouldn't even hit the sides in there.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry] And I'll just park this, evidence of how squirrels were responsible for one of Microsoft's biggest fails
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:08, archived)
# NSFW.
(, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 12:16, archived)