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From the B3ta Christmas Cards challenge. See all 372 entries (closed)
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:05, archived)
ARE YOU SUITABLY PREPAREDSHALL WE BEGIN THE EXCHANGE OF BODILY FLUIDS?
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Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:18,
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ACCEPTANCE IS CONDITIONALARE YOU OF BREEDING MATURITY AND OF ADEQUATE GENETIC STOCK?
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:28,
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THAT IS UNLIKELY, HOWEVER I HAVE IN MY POSESSION A QUANTITY OF SEDATIVES THAT I SHALL APPLY LIBERALLY UPON YOUR PERSON.
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Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:36,
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VERY WELLI SHALL CONSUME A LARGE VOLUME OF BACARDI BREEZER, AND WE WILL COMMENCE.
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:43,
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For some reason...This conversation reminds me of the ones they have on Fringe using the typewriter.
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Sat 18 Dec 2010, 10:02,
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*Saves**prints*
*sends to entire addressbook*
Woo!
Edit: I forgot *clicked*
(*sends to entire addressbook*
Woo!
Edit: I forgot *clicked*
Joliet,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:18,
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THE PRESENCE OF THIS IMAGE HAS DISTORTED THE CORNERS OF MY ORAL ORIFICE BY APPROXIMATELY + 0.5 INCHES IN A DIRECTION PERPENDICULAR TO THE PLANET'S SURFACE.
Woo!
(Woo!
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Thu 16 Dec 2010, 15:23,
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Excellent!I tweaked it for my Facebook status..
"I hope you enjoy your alcohol soaked celebration of an implausible virgin birth. Also congratulations on your presence during the next rotation of our insignificant rock around it's local yellow dwarf star and your own continued cellular decay."
*clicks*
("I hope you enjoy your alcohol soaked celebration of an implausible virgin birth. Also congratulations on your presence during the next rotation of our insignificant rock around it's local yellow dwarf star and your own continued cellular decay."
*clicks*
mikenco,
Fri 17 Dec 2010, 3:21,
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