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[challenge entry] Elvis Pengesley

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(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:05, archived)
# Elvis p-p-p-Presley
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:06, archived)
# Don't let your teefs ch ch cha chat chatter !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:11, archived)
# Haha
do penguin have teeth? i should have checked last time i was holding one
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:13, archived)
# You don't have to look it up because I just did :
No, penguins do not have teeth because they swallow their food whole.
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:21, archived)
# i should have remembered that from the violent pecking but
lack of biting
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:22, archived)
# i hear they give a good beak job
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:24, archived)
# if you dont mind the scarring
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:27, archived)
# i don't mind
being of the cockless variety
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:30, archived)
# I've never quite heard it put that way . . . or not put . . . as it were . . . or weren't . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:32, archived)
# you should try it sometime
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:36, archived)
# Cut that out . . . wait . . . I mean stop that . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:38, archived)
# i'll get you yet, my pretty!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:44, archived)
# You already have . . . my dear !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:53, archived)
# like an action man?
or you mean you have lady bits
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:34, archived)
# i am of the female persuasion, yes
but i ain't no lady
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:36, archived)
# aint no as a double negative?
so you are a lady?
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:37, archived)
# don't confuse me, i'm half pissed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:44, archived)
# performing
Crawfish followed by Clambake
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:12, archived)
# All right, Hmm . . .
Mamma`s little baby loves clambake, clambake
Mamma`s little baby loves clambake too
Mamma`s little baby loves clambake, clambake
Mamma`s little baby loves clambake too
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:15, archived)
# Gunna have a
CLAMBAKE!
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Bake'n it hear boss !
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qnk7BHTeq0g&feature=player_embedded
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Haha
The magic word.... CLAMBAKE!
thats some punch at 36 secs
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:21, archived)
# Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarate . . . POW !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:23, archived)
# da da da da daa da
CLAMBAKE!
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:25, archived)
# i bet you love him tender
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:08, archived)
# More like medium rare !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:12, archived)
# blue ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:15, archived)
# most places if you ask for it blue
it comes back rare
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:16, archived)
# That . . . is rare !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:19, archived)
# i know
i hate restaurants second-guessing my serving preferences
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:21, archived)
# That's why I like to pre-tip !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:24, archived)
# i wait till after the meal
you can't take the tip back if the food is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:25, archived)
# Lovin' that quiff!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:15, archived)
# Ain't it spiff !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:16, archived)
# Another great gif!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Hittin' on a hot riff !
♫ ♪ ♪ ♫
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Is he the guitarist with Paul McCartney and wings....!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:26, archived)
# True fact . . . the band was almost call Flippers !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:28, archived)
# I spent 5 minutes trying to decide if they were flippers or wings......
Still not sure....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:31, archived)
# they are broken wings
sad...but true
(I helped save b3ta! Glovington, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:34, archived)
# Also . . .
Do penguins have knees?

Yes. Penguins appear to have very short legs and no knees because only the lower leg is externally visible.
Their knees and upper legs are feather covered, hiding them from view. This also means that penguins never get cold knees!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:38, archived)
# I had to look that up too . . .
Penguins, like all birds, have wings. The difference is that these wings help them swim, not fly.
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:35, archived)
# I was flipping right then.....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:40, archived)
# Yes . . . you do indeed win the flip !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:43, archived)
# I did it on the prayer and a wing.....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:48, archived)
# Uh Oh . . . after further research :
www.buzzle.com/articles/how-do-penguin-flippers-work.html
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:52, archived)
# They have wings... but call them flippers.....
The experts couldn't decide either then....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 18:02, archived)
# We are now in a wing wing flipper situation !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 18:05, archived)
# Pe-Pop-A-Lula!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 18:55, archived)
# I don't mean maybe . . .
♫ ♪ ♫
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 19:06, archived)
# Merry Christmas, Sir.
Hope all went well..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Indeed . . . you as well !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 19:27, archived)
# I always have fun at this time of year.
It's hardwired into my circuitry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 19:36, archived)