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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:05,
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Elvis p-p-p-Presley
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Glovington ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:06,
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Don't let your teefs ch ch cha chat chatter !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:11,
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Haha
do penguin have teeth? i should have checked last time i was holding one
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Glovington ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:13,
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You don't have to look it up because I just did :
No, penguins do not have teeth because they swallow their food whole.
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:21,
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i should have remembered that from the violent pecking but
lack of biting
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Glovington ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:22,
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i hear they give a good beak job
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:24,
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if you dont mind the scarring
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Glovington ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:27,
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i don't mind
being of the cockless variety
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:30,
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I've never quite heard it put that way . . . or not put . . . as it were . . . or weren't . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:32,
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you should try it sometime
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:36,
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Cut that out . . . wait . . . I mean stop that . . .
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:38,
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i'll get you yet, my pretty!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:44,
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You already have . . . my dear !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:52,
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:D
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:53,
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like an action man?
or you mean you have lady bits
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Glovington ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:34,
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i am of the female persuasion, yes
but i ain't no lady
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:36,
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aint no as a double negative?
so you are a lady?
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Glovington ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:37,
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don't confuse me, i'm half pissed
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:44,
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performing
Crawfish followed by Clambake
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Glovington ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:12,
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All right, Hmm . . .
Mamma`s little baby loves clambake, clambake Mamma`s little baby loves clambake too Mamma`s little baby loves clambake, clambake Mamma`s little baby loves clambake too
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:15,
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Gunna have a
CLAMBAKE!
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Glovington ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:18,
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Bake'n it hear boss !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:19,
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Haha
The magic word.... CLAMBAKE! thats some punch at 36 secs
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Glovington ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:21,
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Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarate . . . POW !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:23,
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da da da da daa da
CLAMBAKE!
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Glovington ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:25,
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i bet you love him tender
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:08,
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More like medium rare !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:12,
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blue ftw
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:15,
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most places if you ask for it blue
it comes back rare
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Glovington ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:16,
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That . . . is rare !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:19,
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i know
i hate restaurants second-guessing my serving preferences
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:21,
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That's why I like to pre-tip !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:24,
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i wait till after the meal
you can't take the tip back if the food is shit
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:25,
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Lovin' that quiff!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:15,
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Ain't it spiff !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:16,
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Another great gif!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:20,
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Hittin' on a hot riff !
♫ ♪ ♪ ♫
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:22,
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Is he the guitarist with Paul McCartney and wings....!!!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:26,
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True fact . . . the band was almost call Flippers !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:28,
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I spent 5 minutes trying to decide if they were flippers or wings......
Still not sure....!!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:31,
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they are broken wings
sad...but true
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Glovington ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:34,
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Also . . .
Do penguins have knees? Yes. Penguins appear to have very short legs and no knees because only the lower leg is externally visible. Their knees and upper legs are feather covered, hiding them from view. This also means that penguins never get cold knees!
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:38,
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I had to look that up too . . .
Penguins, like all birds, have wings. The difference is that these wings help them swim, not fly.
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:35,
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I was flipping right then.....!!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:40,
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Yes . . . you do indeed win the flip !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:43,
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I did it on the prayer and a wing.....!!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:48,
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Uh Oh . . . after further research :
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 17:52,
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They have wings... but call them flippers.....
The experts couldn't decide either then....!!
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The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 18:02,
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We are now in a wing wing flipper situation !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 18:05,
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Pe-Pop-A-Lula!
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 18:55,
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I don't mean maybe . . .
♫ ♪ ♫
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 19:06,
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Merry Christmas, Sir.
Hope all went well..
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 19:24,
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Indeed . . . you as well !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 19:27,
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I always have fun at this time of year.
It's hardwired into my circuitry.
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Captain Howdy ,
Sun 26 Dec 2010, 19:36,
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