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[challenge entry] Too soon?

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(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:26, archived)
# needs more kittens
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:31, archived)
# ^ everything needs...
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:33, archived)
# not many 'shopped thesedays :(
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:46, archived)
# That girl is absolutely terrifying.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:12, archived)
# But the kitten balances it out
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:17, archived)
# she's about to eat it I think
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)
# D:

This gives freecat the fear
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 14:15, archived)
# This meat pie?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Well, that as well...
naturally.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:06, archived)
# *waits for Godzilla*
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:33, archived)
# too soon
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Text on a picture...
* Why hasn't anyone else ever thought of doing that?
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:39, archived)
# there's an entire festival devoted to it
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:46, archived)
# Yes, it's funny because they were so unsafe the cores exploded
and showered everyone within 200 miles with radioactive caesium and plutonium, who all mutated into zombies and fed on each others' disintegrating brains.

Oh wait, they didn't. They shut them down with nothing more than zapping a few employees with the equivalent of a couple of chest X-rays, and the only radioactivity outside the plant had a half life of a few days and about as much radiation as you get from the sprinkling of carbon isotopes in your arse.

Meanwhile the sea, with its perfectly normal levels of radiation, killed off 10-20 thousand people in one go. Minor co-incidences, eh?

Now fuck off back to Daily Mail land. I heard the sky is falling and it's only rising house prices that can save us.

(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:55, archived)
# on b3ta the Daily Mail come to you
ffs ..the number of links we get :(
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:58, archived)
# ^ this
regardless of your views on nuclear power, the Japanese have handled this very well indeed
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Yeah, but that 2.2 'quake in Blackpool,
That could have spilt someone's tea into the ZX81 controlling one of our nuclear power stations and blown us all sky-high!
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:04, archived)
# I expect they've placed a yellow cone in the area to warn passers-by
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:08, archived)
# Here here...
*salutes*
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:11, archived)
# ^ this
HARD.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Ha ha!
Fair point well made.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:31, archived)
# For the most part I agree with you
but there's been a bit more than 'zapping a few employees with the equivalent of a couple of chest x-rays". Those employees will be lucky to live for another year.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Well, they kind of did, didn't they?
And now they are shutting the entire plant down. So I guess top observation points to you, in that case.
(, Fri 1 Apr 2011, 13:25, archived)