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[challenge entry] One for Thora

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(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)
# I'd buy that Thora dollar!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)
# *spangs*
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)
# what's wrong with her?
just lazy by the looks of it
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)
# It's hard to see because of the angle
But she only has one (huge) breast. It's socially debilitating.

Thanks to Stannah she can descend the stairs with her secret in tact.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)
# and without jiggling
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)
# I wouldn't be so sure
It's a bumpy ride

(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
crikey!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)
# thats more like the 69 steps
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# She's got pins and needles.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Lay off
we moved in our house and it had a stair lift, we kept it and it is amazing for when I'm drunk
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Aww :( I want one now!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)
# it's awesome
every house should have one
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)
# I'll have a word with the landlord next time I see him.
Say it's 'new government regulations'.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# just say youre a disablist
and that you also want one of those fancy walk-in baths or a wet room advertised by famous old people on TV.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:56, archived)
# I could have the downstairs shower seen to as well, get it converted to a jacuzzi.
"Yeah uhh... I've got... eczema... a really bad kind. That can only be treated with a jacuzzi and vodka."
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)
# and bikini clad asian babes
(but not if your name is michael ellis - he's not covered by the insurance policy)
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Oh, of course :)
And I think the entirety of Japan want his blood now. He is the unforgiven one! *points finger*
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)
# sod that
all i got was a shower and a bed bar
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)
# I bet you wish it moved faster though, eh?
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Like the one in Gremlins?
Well... maybe not as fast as THAT.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Simples...
Change engine to a V8. Set to Launch Mode.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# they should have done that in top gear when they did those experiments with a corvette engine
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Should be able to get a grant from the council for the conversion
I assume the chair lift has already been upgraded to include cupcan holders?
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)
# yeah a little
I might have a tinker
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Except bungalows
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)
# some of those corridors can be quite long
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:56, archived)
# get one of those airport / jetson style moving walkways
would be great for unloading your shopping into the kitchen
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Massive counting problems
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:46, archived)
# The stairlift is also directed by Alfred Hitchcock?
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)
# As a young lad
I always assumed that this was a story about the 39 steps up to the royal box to receive the FA Cup at the old Wembley.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)