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[challenge entry] manufacturers notice - always warm your spoon

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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast nevermind eh,, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:10, archived)
# up the bum
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:13, archived)
# from that angle it's down :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum anger is an energy, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:38, archived)
# down the bum
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:44, archived)
# never. diagonallyly
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:03, archived)
# Sideways or nout.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:06, archived)
# But surely that's definitively spooning?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden Imperfect Evolution, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Hello, I can't help but notice that you seem to sign yourself up to every event on the calendar page.
Would you mind me asking if you actually go to all these events? it's alway puzzeled me....
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:24, archived)
# I'll try it that way next time
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:42, archived)
# bottoms up
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog and then, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:05, archived)
# No harm done
(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:23, archived)
# ^THIS^
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:49, archived)
# oh my,
loving the rotating action there!
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:14, archived)
# What's even nicer is the reflection on the spoons surface!
Top work!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 http://tinyurl.com/bmqhtxe, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:17, archived)
# Hoodley fuck!
Yow.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:15, archived)
# Oh my!
I must say it comes back out very clean =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:18, archived)
# such is the minty fresh power of bum spoon
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast nevermind eh,, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:19, archived)
# I hope you have patented the minty fresh coating
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:48, archived)
# HIS ASS
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:26, archived)
# I wish I had Bum Spoon
instead of this rubbish Ear Ladle.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:26, archived)
# Is it supposed to keep changing the direction it's spinning?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:31, archived)
# ESC - F5 - ESC - F5 - ESC - F5 - ESC - F5 - ESC - F5 - ESC - F5 - ESC - F5 - ESC - F5 - ESC - F5 - ESC - F5 - ESC - F5 - ESC - F5 - ESC - F5...
Dam you HappyToast, what is that reflection in the spoon!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:33, archived)
# I think it is the actual picture that it reflects.
Which is amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 http://tinyurl.com/bmqhtxe, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:12, archived)
# If I buy a willy whisk as well, do I get a discount?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:34, archived)
# If it was any bigger it would be Ladle-vice
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum anger is an energy, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:41, archived)
# We know a song about that
don't we, children?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:46, archived)
# Crockett's Theme?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:48, archived)
# Erm
Was that in the Sound of Music?
If so, then yes, yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:50, archived)
# Yes it was
You know, that scene with the testarossa and all
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:02, archived)
#
cutlery fettishes
ladles up bum holes
fish knives up nostrils
and teaspoons up cum holes
the feel of the spoon as it enters the ring
these are a few of my favourite things....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum anger is an energy, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Ladle Vice
Ladle Vice
Every evening you beat me
Dig out shite
In the night
Happy that you excrete me
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:00, archived)
#
hahaha we should get together and write this
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum anger is an energy, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:21, archived)
# sits and waits for someone to come up a reworking of " the Lonely Goatse"
lay yee yodel etc....
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:29, archived)
# remind me....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum anger is an energy, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 21:43, archived)
# *I like this*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:02, archived)
# *applause*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:10, archived)
# *takes bow*
exits stage left
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum anger is an energy, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:30, archived)
# *puckers*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:47, archived)
# The disappearing spoon?
bindun ;p
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 18:54, archived)
# Do they also come as ladles?
Mr Goatse is very hard to buy a Christmas present for.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon www.monkeon.co.uk, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:11, archived)
# Really?
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul spent suspiciously long in the shower on, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:03, archived)
# Did you use reflecto-porn for the reflection map?
top stuff HT
(I helped save b3ta! maiden Imperfect Evolution, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:12, archived)
# i thought it was a sad rabbit with a spoon in its head,
very happy to see i was wrong!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:15, archived)
# yay.. can you dig it...
(I helped save b3ta! The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:22, archived)
# Buttlery.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy voodoo bullshit, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 19:56, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast nevermind eh,, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:14, archived)
# this reminds me, I should have got some raspberry ice cream today
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats Meh., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:22, archived)
# We all need a bum spoon
All year long. Wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:47, archived)
# O_O
(Drimble An open communiqué to certain members of b3ta., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 20:57, archived)
# don't
try this at home
(Zoidaroid, Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:09, archived)
# Spoilsport.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 26 Nov 2011, 22:49, archived)
# Hahahaha why is this front paged?
this place never ceases to amuse me :D
I'm now going to hide in a cave until it's gone away
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast nevermind eh,, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:34, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk http://facebook.com/despondentrock <--my band!!, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:59, archived)