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[challenge entry] Raaarrr!

From the Make Cute Things Ugly challenge. See all 140 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:16, archived)
# it feeds on spare change and bus tickets
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:20, archived)
# Its cousin lives in the tumble drier, and feeds on nothing but socks.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:39, archived)
# That explains a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:45, archived)
# poor fella hasn't had much work since his brief appearance on creepshow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:21, archived)
# TOP TIP:
don't microwave a chocolate muffin at 10.30 at night and eat it. you will feel sick and may not be able to get to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Why would you microwave a chocolate muffin?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:41, archived)
# it was a bit stale
and heating them makes them soft and nyommy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:45, archived)
# haha this is a great way of reviving stale bread
make a nice sarnie preferably with cheese in it somewhere, zap it for a bit and hey presto, it is now miraculously pliable once more
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:06, archived)
# reminds me of my bedsit proto-pizzas
tomato sauce and cheese on a piece of bread, bung it in the microwave. hardly delicious, but good enough when it's the night before payday and you've no real food in.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:09, archived)
# That would freak me out if it emerged on the end of my finger whilst hunting for some change
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Stops pick pockets though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Fishing hooks have always been good for pickpockets
You don't know anything has happened until you hear sudden screams of pain behind you
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:53, archived)
# well fuck me
tis a wee pocket fuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:28, archived)
# ONTOTHENEXTONE


(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:45, archived)
# All of the cute will be absorbed by it being a monkey
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:47, archived)
# 2 scary compos in a row.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:03, archived)
# In ur pocketz, eating ur ballz.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 0:50, archived)