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[challenge entry] Raaarrr!

From the Make Cute Things Ugly challenge. See all 141 entries (closed)

(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:16, archived)
# it feeds on spare change and bus tickets
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:20, archived)
# Its cousin lives in the tumble drier, and feeds on nothing but socks.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:39, archived)
# That explains a lot.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:45, archived)
# poor fella hasn't had much work since his brief appearance on creepshow
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:21, archived)
# TOP TIP:
don't microwave a chocolate muffin at 10.30 at night and eat it. you will feel sick and may not be able to get to sleep.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:35, archived)
# Why would you microwave a chocolate muffin?
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:41, archived)
# it was a bit stale
and heating them makes them soft and nyommy
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:45, archived)
# haha this is a great way of reviving stale bread
make a nice sarnie preferably with cheese in it somewhere, zap it for a bit and hey presto, it is now miraculously pliable once more
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:06, archived)
# reminds me of my bedsit proto-pizzas
tomato sauce and cheese on a piece of bread, bung it in the microwave. hardly delicious, but good enough when it's the night before payday and you've no real food in.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:09, archived)
# That would freak me out if it emerged on the end of my finger whilst hunting for some change
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Stops pick pockets though.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:45, archived)
# Fishing hooks have always been good for pickpockets
You don't know anything has happened until you hear sudden screams of pain behind you
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:53, archived)
# well fuck me
tis a wee pocket fuck
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:28, archived)
# ONTOTHENEXTONE
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:45, archived)
# All of the cute will be absorbed by it being a monkey
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:47, archived)
# 2 scary compos in a row.
(, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:03, archived)
# In ur pocketz, eating ur ballz.
(, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 0:50, archived)