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# I was tempted to childishly make this 2 meg but....

Dear Mods, there is a 2 meg pea on the front page. We're not saying it's not funny or worthy of the front page, but what the fuck are the fucking rules on fucking file fucking sizes?
Some of us bend over backward and fuck up our anims to keep them under 400k like you ask, but this and a few other recent things kind of suggest anything goes.
I appreciate you don't want to be nazi-ish with file size monitoring, but if everyone else is doing it, can we too?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:33, archived)
# XD Thanks!!!! XD
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:34, archived)
# Wait? The way the boiling piss slides straight off...
WHO LAMINATED THE FAQ?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:33, archived)
# Top swearing!
Fuck yeah!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:35, archived)
# I am wearing leather britches with swarfega all over my chest
I am also in the manliest swearing pose you could possibly imagine
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)
# I have a dark and fertile imagination.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:42, archived)
# I know, I've seen it in action
dirty boy
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:43, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)
# ....aaaand that's
me finished. Thanks!
mind you, it took about 25 minutes longer than usual...
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:59, archived)
# sorry, I'll try thrusting provocatively next time and touching my lips to speed you up
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:02, archived)
# Don't bother,
it already worked :@ )
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)
# FUCKIN' A!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:59, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:19, archived)
# Boiling Piss on the FAQ :D
If image optimisation is a flexible thing please let us know mods. I constantly worry if my animation go just a few bytes over 400k.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:37, archived)
# ban his IP address and burn his fucking house down, I say
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:40, archived)
# Not really the point though
I can spare the bandwidth, maybe most others can but some might have a limited bandwidth allowance. But the main point here is what are the rules on optimisation are the gloves off and we who do make animation regularly can we start posting 1 to 2 meg animations too?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:43, archived)
# INTO THE FIRE SHE SWALLOWED THEIR HATE
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)
# I just belched and said "bollocks" at the same time while thinking of oversized animations
I think we all know what that means.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:51, archived)
# Another six weeks of winter?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:55, archived)
# *passes mug of hot mead*
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:57, archived)
# *inspects closely*
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:04, archived)
# Yeah... this is why all my stuff is shite!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)
# I do think that it is time to update the FAQ's though
But then some people view on phones! hmmmmm
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:40, archived)
# there is now a two-frame limit on animations
 
although to be fair if you are browsing on your phone you can just shut your fucking mouth
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Well I'm not!
Still going to shut my mouth though
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:52, archived)
# 2mb for a gif is a pisstake
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:43, archived)
# I reckon with an eight-grey palette it would be a lot smaller I reckon
 
anyway I thought if you had something that big to post the done thing was to put up a JPEG (or an overly optimised version) with a link to the fucking huge GIF
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:46, archived)
# Yep, I just threw away one and a half hours work because I couldn't get it below a meg and keep it visible...
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Should've posted a link, James
*shrugs*

edit: OMG I THINK FACEBOOK IS DOWN IS IT DOWN FOR ANYONE ELSE OMG PLEASE CONFIRM
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)
# I'v rethought it through and I'll redo it differently, same joke diffent pictures better suited to gifs..
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:43, archived)
# I've thrown away or abandoned loads of animations because optimisation ruined it.
Maybe it is time to up the limit.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:45, archived)
# I like it as it is, these huge gifs won't load for me, freeze my browser and require multipul refeshes to get everything to load...
I can't say I'v ever seen anything that was over 500k that was any funnier than anything that was under it.

The thing that anoys me the most is (I don't mind any one going 100k over if really needed) when people post 2 megs worth without even trying and it is quite possible to get it below the 400k advice limit
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:52, archived)
#
The limit's probably a little meaningless anyway - my computer's a bit ancient and poo but it does grind to a near halt on a Flanbase/ dancing animals/ strike up the band night, when there's about fifteen meg worth of gif animations all trying to simultaneously load and play in the same thread, all of which when taken individually are faq compliant
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:58, archived)
# my 'puter isn't ancient
but still struggles on a normal night when the big ones are up; my broadband isn't great & significantly limits it
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:06, archived)
# I don't mind those multi dance threads to much, because they stick to the rules...
And the people posting in them love them from time to time,

BUT, I must addmit it's easy to recognise them, and I now deploy the hide button, nothing against people doing them or enjoying them, jusy my PC won't cope.

But when you get a single 2 meg gif like ealier today, it interfers with the entire board loading for me, and untill you'v actually managed to load the entire board completely, you have no idea which picture is causing the problem, but by the time you managed to load it, there is no point in hidding it because it has cached and causes no more problems...
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:07, archived)
# But think of the divine glory that is finally revealed on those occasions.
No-one can put a price on 1gb of capering gif shenanigans that excite the eye and stir the limbs.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:10, archived)
# ^ This
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Ahh!
Beautifully put.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:38, archived)
# I would be prepared to make some concessions maybe if it was even fucking funny
 
<sub>this sort of thing</sub>
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:40, archived)
# which is an incredibly difficult and personal thing to judge
unless someone codes up a funny-o-meter
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:41, archived)
# no hitler moustache.
 
not funny.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:43, archived)
# this is an almost indisputably correct statement
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:45, archived)
# pffft I just looked at the original thread
he posted a reversed version as well, which was slightly bigger?

INTO THE CLEANSING FLAME
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Very much this
It's a nightmare to not kill the quality and get within the file size limits
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:41, archived)
# I don't think so,
I think the limits are fine, if you want a bigger shinier one just link it.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:42, archived)
#
Link for bigger/better works for me, I hated the picture quality on b3ta.com/board/10376229 but seems it was good enough to get the idea across
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:44, archived)
# jokes are more important than er, picture, or something
B3ta isn't an art site, which is very true
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:46, archived)
# I think a slight raise would be a good thing maybe to 500k for an animation
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:45, archived)
# why?
why not 600 or a meg or 2 meg
We've only just gone up to 400k from 250, you can easily get a joke across in that, if it's not HD video enough for you post it on Youtube with a link to a still frame.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)
# fair point
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:51, archived)
# it can be tough, but that's the challenge
so on that basis, it's a no from me
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:51, archived)
# Hahahha
nice
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:55, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:57, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Compo it!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:08, archived)
# I did this afternoon!!
:)
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] pfft..have a Beardtrice
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:20, archived)
# eeeek!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:26, archived)
# ahm oot
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:14, archived)
# oh oh
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:43, archived)
# this ^
serious bizness
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:45, archived)
# srsly
yo...................................................................................................................rulez...!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:52, archived)
# Haha
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:57, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:11, archived)
# The limit is actually 400,000 bytes, not 400KB
Your scant regard for the rules has caused you to go over by 6,543 bytes. As such, my broadband internet experience has been ruined.

I'm going to console myself at web.archive.org and enjoy sites from 1998.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:46, archived)
# laughing way too hard at this
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:47, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)
# I've never understood these geek numbers
mind you I've never got my head around floating numbers in maths and 3x3.3 recurring equalling 10
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:50, archived)
# 3x3.3 recurring = 10 isn't too bad
cos it's just fractions.

what's insanely annoying is the proof I got shown that 0.999 recurring = 1.

I refuse to believe that. Maybe that's why I'm so shit at calculus.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:54, archived)
# that's what I meant
it does my head in, I blame my autism
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:55, archived)
# You can't argue with Syanz
Or, as my autocorrect puts it, you can't argue with Shane.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:07, archived)
# It's all about twos, lots of them
Your computer counts bytes in powers of two: 1 KiB = 1024 bytes because 1024 = 210.

People (and sneaky HDD makers) count in powers of ten: 1 KB* = 103.

Don't worry about the 0.3... thing, most people have trouble with that. My solution is to just not think too hard about it.

*I don't know why they use a capital k, it flies in the face of normal SI prefixes, but the i in KiB is there so you know which base (2 or 10) you're dealing with.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:55, archived)
# Geekily funny, but factually incorrect
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:52, archived)
# every time I read this, it makes me more depressed
It started off as "very funny"

then "very geekily funny"

now it's just "geekily funny"

I'm terrified it'll end up as just "factually incorrect"
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:03, archived)
# I'm easily bored.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:28, archived)
# I try to get my penis size smaller than 400k
But I optimized all over my belly
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:46, archived)
# well, you tried, and you still managed to have fun!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:50, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:53, archived)
# UPSET OF THE INTERNETZ
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:48, archived)
# as is best depicted by a small penised creature urinating on a book
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Not to disagree I just like posting this...

Best used when a fix has been made, which still could be done by the
fucking posters if they would just put 40 seconds of effort into it.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:57, archived)
# careful, Moggy will do a gender swap anthropomorphism of it
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 20:58, archived)
# Plenty of nazi girl stuff out there already.
Limbs replaced with tank parts and exposed underpants.
And yes Toasty, they've Yiffed them too.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:05, archived)
#
I've seen it all now: how do you get from this to this?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:15, archived)
# What a bunch of yiffing shut-ins.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:20, archived)
# ahaha
"As with my redesign of Dinobot Swoop, I also gave Rampage here a sex change too...."

art base: marvel
gender swap: maria (little)
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:52, archived)
# Why didn't you get told off yesterday?
I got called a trolling cunt, but you got off Scot-free.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:31, archived)
#
I got an honourable mention in the OP and also I'm now privileged to be a part of her username ... as are you. Siamese triplet moggies!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:38, archived)
# I got told off yesterday
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:08, archived)
# Show off!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:10, archived)
# Nicely put
Gets a click
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:02, archived)
# FP it?
:P
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:05, archived)
# PISS!

(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:03, archived)
#
 

 
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:07, archived)
#
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)
# CAT PISS
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:29, archived)
# IT'S THE TASTE THAT LINGERS!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:33, archived)
# And if you get it in the carpet...
the smell's permanent too.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:42, archived)
# UNLEASH THE PISS!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:10, archived)
# Think I'll have a beer instead.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)
# it will become piss
such is the fate of all things that are not piss
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:19, archived)
# YaY BeeR :)
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:25, archived)
# ^This
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:22, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)
# It's all BT's fault really
If they hadn't built the interwebs with toilet paper and bits of string, we'd all be experiencing mike woz ere's "toilet humour" in HD++ 4D smellovision!
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:05, archived)
# I'm going to go back in time and kill Charles Babbage
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:14, archived)
#
harles B
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:17, archived)
# :-(
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)
#
But surely you're safe, darling cATbbage?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:41, archived)
# Hi board
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:16, archived)
# funny because it's true
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:14, archived)
# can i do 2 meg gifs now ?
Hahahaha not realy ;D
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:17, archived)
# Try getting them under 400kb first, you feckin simpleton
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:29, archived)
# Needs more Kilobytes.
;)
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:22, archived)
# I think that chap up top has supplied some of them.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:26, archived)
# this is a messageboard
there are only guidelines not rules

the repost that got Fp'd wasn't in a new thread, and it's not the first time that a decent image got FP'd even though it had been posted before (In fact on of my FPs was a repost)

the size thing is unfortunate, but again, 400kb is a guideline and if your work is over that you can (and should) post it as a link

edit: to add, i used to be a right prick about filesize and dimensions. i really did nazi up the board. but i've got over it
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:28, archived)
# I wouldn't say 400k was a guideline, more a maximum limit
"animated gifs should be kept as small as possible, never exceed 400 KB"
I appreciate I am coming across as very pernickity here, but I can't help fighting the terrible injustice and hypocrisy for suffering animators ;)
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:37, archived)
# You forgot to naziflip about how the image challenge is 'Beards', plural,
and it's clearly just one beard.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:29, archived)
# *fetches broom*
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:59, archived)
# i have no idea about file size
but i agree with whatever you say it sounds like real
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:29, archived)
# My name is mediocre and I endorse this message.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 21:35, archived)
# ^ I endorse you
smokes later
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:39, archived)
# 'twas my post, when I originally posted it (as you pointed out, it was a pea) I simply posted a still that was linked to the gif (back in dec) when I pea'd it I forgot. No offence or blatant rule breaking was meant
I'll consider myself relegated to the naughty step.

Also, I never expected it to be FP'd
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:01, archived)
# Just let them all whinge, it's good for them, they'll just bottle it all up otherwise.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:09, archived)
# I haven't been called a cunt as much as I thought I would be when I saw this thread at least. That's a nice change for a drama thread.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:15, archived)
# sorry I'm not very good at this internet bullying, time to look at some pictures of cats I think
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:39, archived)
# I'm not having a go, just want to know if the rules have changed and we can all play the big anim game
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 0:07, archived)
# Well..
I think being FP'ed is a big stamp of approval, and if they're going to stamp a big stamp of approval stamp on things that stamped should be not, then stamping of feet, stamping and stamp stamp stamp. 1st class.
(, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 0:28, archived)
# This is magnificent.
Out of interest how long has the 400k rule been around and does it increase with inflation?
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:01, archived)
# since the FP went to 400px, I think?
 
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:01, archived)
# okay it was October 2008
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 23:10, archived)
# ^This
I pretty much work on dial up though it's called broadband. Reason as I live in a fairly rural area and I have no guaranteed speed or service and have to share with a whole block of people. Most evenings it chugs.

Keeping file sizes down is just good etiquette anywhere as it's easy and saves storage space and download speeds. If the post is funny or well done then a bit of optimization will not harm it.
(, Thu 16 Feb 2012, 22:38, archived)