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[challenge entry] brawny women in the work force

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(notjackiechan I'm a Mime!, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 12:30, archived)
# She sure looks a hard beardie.
OK - to settle a discussion, what's a cooler injury: twatting both wrists in a quadbike crash or twatting one while beating a cockroach to death with a teatowel?


(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:21, archived)
# There you go, decision made!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:22, archived)
# I was siding with the latter.
Both have happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:23, archived)
# The first doesn't sound cool at all it sounds horribly painful
while the teatowel is hilarious therefore cool :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:30, archived)
# The first was indeed more painful
but did write me out PE for nearly two years for basketball and rugby. Mixed blessing.
However the cockroach was truly cunted in the fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:42, archived)
# I take it you're from America then?
We probably have cockroaches here but they are quite rare either that or very small - we do a nice range of woodlouse and house spiders though :D

EDIT: What am I talking about I should have read Rugby - Americans haven't a clue about that.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:45, archived)
# From Blighty, but now live in Australia for a while.
So many different species of cockroach here from tiny ones to feck off big red buggers.
On the subject of spiders, I've seen the three most likely to do you damage/kill you and had two of those in the house.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:47, archived)
# That would freak me out.
I assume you mean the Red Back, Funnel Web and not sure of the third? Not sure about funnel web either do they bite?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:49, archived)
# Funnelwebs are the only ones to really worry about.
They can mess you up pretty bad, but luckily you rarely see them. However, the first many people do see of them is when shaking the bedsheets out. Redbacks are usualy merely very painful unless you're allergic to them. White-tailed SPiders (the third one) are bloody painful (the pain can also last for a year) and sometimes an opportunistic infection can follow that results in serious necrosis around the wound. We've had Redbacks and White-taileds in the house and I saw a Sydney Funnelweb walking about in town on a very rainy night (it flushes them out of thir burrows).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:53, archived)
# I don't suffer with arachnophobia but that's probably because I live in the safety of Britain
and well away from the really nasty ones. Those three would probably freak me out though especially finding spiders in your bedding.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 14:00, archived)
# The only time I did,
was when I was measuring out some medicine for Mk 2 Borisette and a White-tailed crawled up my leg.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 18 Feb 2012, 14:54, archived)
# I smashed my wrist while quad biking in New Zealand
I've never come across a less symathetic A&E department. The hostel owner had to practically beg them to give me an x-ray
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:15, archived)
# I agree with this, the tea towel is the coolest...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 14:03, archived)
# teatowel
hands down (or hand down, anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:52, archived)
# sexeh
beard tiem...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:31, archived)
# Well we have had an awful lot of women with beards in this compo
I vote that the next compo evens the score with: Men with Tits
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 13:33, archived)
# Women with tits might get some more traffic
lots of closet ornithologists about
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 18 Feb 2012, 16:13, archived)
#
Strangely erotic. It's the Fanny Face Factor *FFF
(loci, Sat 18 Feb 2012, 17:56, archived)