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Original for comparison. Surprising how little I had to do with the text, really.

From the Austerity Britain challenge. See all 107 entries (closed)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:19, archived)

haha

Very good!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:20, archived)

It's made me hungry. Is it wrong to covet a donner kebab for lunch?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:27, archived)

I see no reason why not.

Then again, I've ended up in pubs at about 10am, so...

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:28, archived)

Meh. Tuna roll :o(

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:44, archived)

I'm probably gonna pop out to Tesco in a bit, see what's available.

I'll most likely end up with a Ginster's or something.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:46, archived)

Out of the three things in your pic, it's the kebab for me too

Although I've only once had a donner sober and regretted it...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:29, archived)

We used to live near a really really good kebab shop. Proper tasty even when sober.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:44, archived)

Donner kebab with chilli sauce or mayo...

Says a lot about me when I can have that sober or pissed.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:45, archived)

The future's shite

Press Option 1 for Bigger

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:28, archived)

indeed, the future is shite

/disgruntled orange customer

(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:35, archived)

what disgruntles you so, Claude Speed?

It's important that I know.

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:42, archived)

never get a decent signal at all, it's like talking to a brick

(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:45, archived)

have you enabled roaming onto T-Mobile?

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:46, archived)

yes and i've never even had a signal from that either

(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:49, archived)

what phone have you got, and where are you?

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:51, archived)

samsung tocco and im in swansea

(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:54, archived)

dodgy phone in a patchy coverage area

the problem with Orange is that they insist on putting their own modified software on handsets, and the Tocco wasn't reliable to start with.

Swansea seems to have very patchy coverage, with the most consistant signal coverage over the sea.

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:01, archived)

i'll have to rent a boat and hang around in the bristol channel then?

(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:06, archived)

So it seems

or move to Port Talbot

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:07, archived)

nah, swansea is bad enough

(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:08, archived)

I actually get pretty good signal with them...

...are you ACTUALLY talking to a brick, by any chance?

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:52, archived)

if so its a very flat brick

(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:03, archived)

^ this with fucking bells on

the T-mobile shared signal is loads better, but it doesnt always become available.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:48, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/10704300

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:52, archived)

Samsung galaxy S2, living in islington, london

Good signal outside most of the time, but it pretty much dies as soon as i touch my phone in my flat. There's supposed to be an app on the included orange firmware that enables you to use your wifi connection to get a perfect connection, but orange havent made it available for the SG S2 yet.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:00, archived)

poor service

there's no excuse for Orange to be weak anywhere in London.

But try this:

www.coolsmartphone.com/2011/08/08/samsung-galaxy-sii-on-orange-now-with-signal-boost/

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:06, archived)

That's the app i was talking about. Not got that kies thing installed. Suppose ill have to sccumb and install it if i want to try this out...

Im guessing the lead coated bunker i live in is to blame for the signal drop, perhaps. According to some website thing, orange reception is excellent in all of london.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:35, archived)

searching for source pics

the first one that came up was the orange logo with the word TWUNTS .

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:43, archived)

Milla Jovovitch loves Greggs

This is 100% FACT.

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Smallbrainfield, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:50, archived)

What's not to love?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:04, archived)

the missus works in greggs

might get her to bring me home a chicken new orleans later, yummy

(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 12:51, archived)

Chicken New Orleans?

What freshly baked lunacy is this?

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:11, archived)

its a sandwich, tis very nice indeed

(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:13, archived)

Ah right - sandwich.

I tend to follow the Homer Simpson rule in Greggs and only consume products that turn the paper wrapping transparent.

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 13:14, archived)