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(I helped save b3ta! Murgatroid likes ham. And Hamsters., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 19:57, archived)
# politilols!
welcome/ chair/ kitten &c

EDIT: *pssst* you're supposed to join in a bit and kinda say 'thanks' once you get a lot of replies showing people like your work. We're a needy bunch!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:00, archived)
# Erm thanks
And what a difference a day makes! Once I was afraid, I was petrified well too busy suppose to do anything other than glance at the board once in a while. Now you're all my friends I'll come round to play more often.
(I helped save b3ta! Murgatroid likes ham. And Hamsters., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:28, archived)
# I like this
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:01, archived)
# Yeah pretty much
Welkom in b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:03, archived)
# Top notch.
Welcome to b3ta, Murgatroid.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:04, archived)
# I never got a hug like that when I joined
*feels left out*
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:14, archived)
# *hugs*

*steals wallet*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:21, archived)
# aw tha... hey!
I've had that wallet for over 27 years! bought it at a glastonbury festival as a kid
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:25, archived)
# Here you go
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:21, archived)
# how did you....I don't remember having any tattoos
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:28, archived)
# remember that time you woke up in a bathtub full of ice in a Las Vegas hotel?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 0:20, archived)
# The fluffiness may not have arrived in gif format, but I'm sure it was there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:24, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:28, archived)
# Don't worry, the messenger is welcome at b3ta
sit on a kitten, go shopping for chairs, you'll never leave, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Perfect
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:05, archived)
# Too brown.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:06, archived)
# Not so much a joke as an accurate observation
but well observed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:06, archived)
# Yay, welcome aboard :-)
I quite like shopping at Aldi though, although if I had more money I would prefer Waitross...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:07, archived)
# have you managed to decode what the labels say?
the times I've been in Aldi & Lidl it's like being in a foreign supermarket, can't figure out what all the words on the packets are!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Here in Dutchland, the labels are mostly in German, and some in French

The staff, however, all seem to be from Mongolia
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:22, archived)
# I mainly go just for the basic stuff, salad, beans, tomatos, chicken, meat ect....
And the specials they do, I got my espresso machine from there, it was £100 delongi one with a different name on it, £35! :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:41, archived)
# Aldi get's a hard time
I think they're pretty good. A step up from Lidl.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:18, archived)
# the major supermarkets are gits
500ml 7Up = 39p from a cheapie store, £1.08 from Tesco
hence I go to the cheapie stores before the major supermarkets when shopping
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:35, archived)
# Hobgolin and Marstons £1.50 in Aldi, £1.80 to £2.20 for the same in the big supermarkets...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:45, archived)
# I love it for certain things...
Chicken and fresh veg and salad is the same as any supermarket, just 25% cheeper ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:43, archived)
# LOLBRITAIN
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:13, archived)
# I wish I could afford to shop at Waitross :o(
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:14, archived)
# wish i could afford to shoplift at Waitross
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:20, archived)
# arf!
and from the times when Clegg was electable:
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:19, archived)
# Oh, yes.
Yes, indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:31, archived)
# This,
wins the cake.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:09, archived)
# Yes.
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 23:05, archived)
# oh, heavens to murg...
whoah!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:20, archived)
# you cynic :(
*cries*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 20:53, archived)
# nice! *click*
you'll never get as many replies as this again unless you post a 1200x800 .bmp of something you found on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)
# ^ this
Savour it.
And, welcome.

Edit: top of The Pops already, I see. Could this be a first post FP? :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:36, archived)
# Sad but true
Nice debut!
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Lovely and spot on
What an intro but rages at truth of it all!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:05, archived)
# Welcome new person
don't get scared, and don't you dare leave.
Lovely first image.

Just relax, pull up a chair, 'shop a kitten, feign interest in yiffing, applaud routine faceswaps, have at least one flounce, call every Japanese person who posts here 'Dave' and you'll be right at home.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 22:34, archived)
# so troo
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! lord bofingham, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 8:07, archived)
# Good on yer Murgatroid
Is that Visio?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:08, archived)
# Fizzy O, well done that man.
Thought I'd get that one off my chest.
(I helped save b3ta! Murgatroid likes ham. And Hamsters., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 18:23, archived)