Although, that bollocks would probably be banned too.

From the Bowdlerisation challenge. See all 114 entries (closed)

(robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Tue 6 Mar 2012, 17:31, archived)

I think you dropped a haitch.
( Captain Howdy, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 18:14, archived)

Hitchchocks?
( BorisKarloff is sensitive to light, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 18:18, archived)

*hears theme tune*
( Captain Howdy, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 18:23, archived)

Time to leave the shower.
( BorisKarloff is sensitive to light, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 18:24, archived)

You first.
( Captain Howdy, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 18:33, archived)

Hahaha "CIC", etc
(Drimble Show me, don't tell me, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 18:34, archived)

HCS!
( Captain Howdy, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 18:55, archived)

Haha, what the hell??
(Drimble Show me, don't tell me, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 20:02, archived)

Too many bras for her liking
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 18:37, archived)

:)
(Drimble Show me, don't tell me, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 18:44, archived)

( BorisKarloff is sensitive to light, Tue 6 Mar 2012, 19:06, archived)