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[challenge entry] He wants to be your Hedgehammer.

Greetings people of b3ta! I am new around here. Please do not hurt me. Also I drawded you a picture.

From the Hedgehogs! challenge. See all 147 entries (closed)

(sentientwalnut www.planetsaturday.com, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:53, archived)
# Arrrr, good this be, yarrrr.
Evening all! Been birdwatching in the tropics for best part of a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:56, archived)
# is that a euphemism for wanking in the bushes round Brixton park?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:58, archived)
# Yes. Yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:02, archived)
# There were snakes, frogs, geckoes and kangaroos as well.
Saw 188 species of bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:04, archived)
# lucky bastard
I watch birds on webcams
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:06, archived)
# I pretend to be birds on webcams
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:08, archived)
# Dixon Bawls, you old scamp
how the fuck are you?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:10, archived)
# Hullo you horrible cunt
Not too bad ta, almost home time and a big cuppa tea in frontomee \o/

Hope you're well? You bashing this year?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:11, archived)
# I am at home with a big cup ot tea
And I can tell you it's ace.

Plans are afoot to bash, yes. But I am working that day and can't book it off until April 1st.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:16, archived)
# Chatroulette?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Yep, that's the one
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Snake!


Were a bit worried at first that it was a young Taipan, which are mean bastards and incredibly dangerous, but it was in fact a Keel-backed Snake - just about the most harmless snake Australia has to offer.
Also, a fully-grown frog that is about half-an-inch in length:

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:26, archived)
# Oooh lovely, I like that frog
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:29, archived)
# Hi, welcome
Pull up a kitten. Shop a chair. You'll never leave.

Also, very nice pic. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta!
With skills like that, you'll do just fine here. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 17:59, archived)
# That's absolutely superb
Woo Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:00, archived)
# welcome
and this is good
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Awesome!
It's as if Moggy caught an originality, antifogging and humour virus!

Really like that. Welcome to b3ta you wonderful person.

don't let me down, now
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:01, archived)
# hello sexy
show us your pance so I can stick them up on the wall
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:19, archived)
# :)
I'll have a go tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:30, archived)
# I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque...
I've just been called a wonderful person by a perfect stranger... this can't possibly be the Internet. Can somebody direct me to the Internet?
(sentientwalnut www.planetsaturday.com, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:19, archived)
# Fuck off you trolling cunt
Does that feel better?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Thank goodness!
The Internet Status Quo is restored by a simple, random act of kindn abuse. Thank you masked man (heh)!
(sentientwalnut www.planetsaturday.com, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 1:16, archived)
# Nice =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:01, archived)
# Nicely done!
Youre not one of JollyJacks fans are you? You seem to have drawing talent, which on here usually leads to yiffery
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:02, archived)
# This is not yiffery?
*swiftly drapes towel over crotch*
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:03, archived)
# That's no towel, sir
www.backstreet-merch.com/images/products/bands/misc/tend/bsi_tend85.gif
(you can actually buy this)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:23, archived)
# Yiffery, you say?
I had to consult an online dictionary to be entirely sure what that was. I feel abashed.

You'll either be relieved or disappointed to hear that my drawings tend towards the PG-13ish (though who knows what'll happen if I start hanging around with The Wrong Sort).
(sentientwalnut www.planetsaturday.com, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:42, archived)
# Well, if you dont know what yiffery is, then youre one of the good guys
Welcome, sir
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:55, archived)
# Blimey, that's good
And welcome, mind the chair wielding kittens etc
(I helped save b3ta! Antubis right round, like a record, lion, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:03, archived)
# Possibly because I' ve been up for 24 hours,
I raed that as chair-welding kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:05, archived)
# all your art are belong to us now
you'll never leave...muhahahaha

edit:so glad you're not manga
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:07, archived)
# Glad I'm not manga?
You've wounded me to my soul, sir. You can tell I'm in an emotional state, because all fourteen of the crisply-rendered highlights in my eyeballs are jigglin'...
(sentientwalnut www.planetsaturday.com, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:45, archived)
# a compliment to your art being more wholesome in all aspects
and not the washy Japanese shite
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:49, archived)
# ^what she said
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:53, archived)
# We didn't have anime when I was a child.
We had a pretty decent cultural trade balance with Japan when I was a kid. We were sending them Kiss, and they were sending us Speed Racer and Gamera, and that was about it. Oh, and Shogun Warriors.

You've got to admit, the Sledgehog isn't entirely unlike Totoro. Only instead of being a gentle, benevolent nature spirit, he's the spirit of hitting stuff with hammers.
(sentientwalnut www.planetsaturday.com, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:27, archived)
# Hooray!
Welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:08, archived)
# :D
welcome aboard, you'll never leave.
As a rule, we aim for images to be no bigger than 100k and animations (should you be multi-talented) to be under 400k. Chee-arse
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:13, archived)
# oh shit, yeah
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:16, archived)
# he should also talk back to us
we like talking back
it makes us feel liked
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:18, archived)
# I concur
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:19, archived)
# What... you mean, like, REPLY?
I won't do it. Entirely out of the question.

(Most gracious thanks to everybody for all the kind remarks...)
(sentientwalnut www.planetsaturday.com, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:39, archived)
# Image size restrictions, whoopsie
I thought I was aiming for under 400K for a regular image. I did read the FAQ, honest... I mean, I sort of skimmed it... I remember it had some letters in it arranged into words.
(sentientwalnut www.planetsaturday.com, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:48, archived)
# I like this one
he's a keeper!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Indeed!
Can I spam this here too?

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1557932
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:56, archived)
# But this is so sudden
We've only just met! (admires ring)
(sentientwalnut www.planetsaturday.com, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:35, archived)
# After doing my usual "read the thread hours later"
I have to say I concur.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:20, archived)
# OooOooOOo
Wow
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:17, archived)
# and i like ur comic strip
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Thank you sir
You are a gentleman and a scholar.
(sentientwalnut www.planetsaturday.com, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:38, archived)
# This is quite splendid, welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:18, archived)
# his head reminds me of Crash Bandicoot
nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:18, archived)
# proper arts, I salute you
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:22, archived)
# this is good, and why the fuck didn`t I think of it?
oh well, it would have been shit anyhoo
edit: also pull up a chair, shop a kitten
a kitten anything you like
not yiff porn
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:23, archived)
# That's lush, that
It's definitely a computer game waiting to happen :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:26, archived)
# The computer game...
...would feature this guy playing croquet with a whole bunch of little speedy blue hedgehogs that are rolling around at his feet. In bonus rounds you'd have to use the hammer to fend off legal actions brought by Sega...
(sentientwalnut www.planetsaturday.com, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Excellente!
that is all.
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Superb! excellent arts :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:36, archived)
# high praise, there
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:11, archived)
# Vnice and welcome to b3ta :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1tTN-b5KHg
(herman:D, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:37, archived)
# Very Welcome!
Nice work and I like that website too!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:39, archived)
# yiff yiff grr meow
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 18:43, archived)
# I like this.
In time, I might like you too.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:09, archived)
# ^ Would
Welcome noobie pull of a FUCK and shop with tits!

* or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Nice. welcome aboard...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:25, archived)
# ooooo beefhog... \o/
hello & welcome :)

(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Textbook.
Wilkommen.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 20:26, archived)
# I like the cut of your jib
Welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:22, archived)
# nice.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 21:28, archived)
# Well that's a bloody talent there.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 23:25, archived)
# Welcome to elllllll
It's good ere, honest guv! Superb. Cool artywork, keep em comin.
(whore-monger Thermal rotating gimbal sprockets !!, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 0:07, archived)