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[challenge entry] Toys R Shit

From the Extreme Sports for Children's Toys challenge. See all 98 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 3:23, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 3:32, archived)
# edit - ah, my first aid seems to have worked
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 3:38, archived)
# redex?
ah, that'll be because I'm in the middle of switching hosting providers, Fasthosts can go fuck themselves

busy uploading the files to the new host, got to L in the b3ta directory (of over 2000 files)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 3:45, archived)
# your whole site seems to be down, except for the main page
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 3:47, archived)
# only have 1.1mbit upload speed so it's gonna take a while
I might take the opportunity to redesign everything, and look at making a proper index for the b3ta pictures...or then again maybe not considering how crass some of them are :)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 3:49, archived)
# you need upload plus!
who's your broadband provider?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 3:58, archived)
# BeThere
I get about 5.5mbit down and 1.1mbit up, friends about 1/4 mile away get 6mbit and 10mbit speeds, the phone wires are very old
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 4:00, archived)
# oh shit!
i was going to suggest bethere.
i was with them when i was in the uk, i had 18mb dl and 2mb up

are you using the main phone test socket? I imagine you've tried all the solutions to improve your speed
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 4:04, archived)
# apart from not getting those sorts of speeds I'm very happy with BE
unlimited downloading with no throttling is great, I've been kicked off at least 3 ISPs for over-using packages that were called Unlimited in the title or had Unlimited in the details

yeah only using the main socket with no extentions on it
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 4:11, archived)
# Too big is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 3:39, archived)
# nah
just trying to work out what's going on
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 3:46, archived)
# i'm thinking it's a "this compo is shit" protest
am i wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 3:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this, I think it should win the compo
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 3:50, archived)
# And so it should! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 3:54, archived)
# That's a great find!
Click
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 5:43, archived)
# The original and best
Still makes me laugh after all this time
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 10:27, archived)
# yeah it's not the best compo I've seen, the single word ones are often the best
like Giraffes

(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 3:51, archived)
# ha ha!
i dunno, maybe the extreme sports bit mightn't be the best idea, but there's plenty of scope for some good/funny pics.
i've not been a huge fan of the single word challenges, though your giraffe pic is a good 'un.
different strokes i guess
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 3:57, archived)
[challenge entry] pearoast for the compo
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 29 Mar 2012, 4:02, archived)
# see, that works perfectly
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 4:06, archived)
# Bounders!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 4:07, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 4:15, archived)
# Nah.
Just shitty jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 3:52, archived)
# what fucking drunken nonce suggested this challenge anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 4:23, archived)
# Blame the people who voted for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 4:29, archived)
# First they came for the communists, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a communist

(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 5:03, archived)
# Fuck em, damn commies always get to go first.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 5:16, archived)
# FUCK THAT WOOKY MOUTH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 4:14, archived)
# He was my first choice.
But r2d2's shape and tone pairs better with the polar bear.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 4:19, archived)
# Ice floe, nowhere to go, death row, what a brother know
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 4:37, archived)
# once again it's the incredible
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 4:45, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 29 Mar 2012, 4:51, archived)