Fortunately, whilst I am not a legal professional whilst I am not a legal professionalall I can do is film people rolling around on the floor having first stripped naked
*filums*
(*filums*
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:26,
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Interestingly enough I am actually a legal professional (no, really) who specialises in this sort of thing (I usually write these sorts of letters (though my ones are much, much better)). Despite this all I can do is also film people rolling around on the floor.
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splorp ®,
Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:33,
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This shall also be my defence in court should the situation arise
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discomeats This canoe,
Fri 30 Mar 2012, 10:46,
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No!Use the 'Chewbacca' defence. Never fails.
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Funkenschlag still likes dogs more than cats,
Fri 30 Mar 2012, 11:15,
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