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# Y U HATE ME COS I PRETTY?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:21, archived)
# corr!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:22, archived)
# Shopped etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Is it wrong to be turned on by this?
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now šŸ‘Š, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:26, archived)
# I know I am
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:26, archived)
# XD

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:50, archived)
# i concur
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:04, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:06, archived)
# ^that
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:30, archived)
#
^ The other.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:41, archived)
# NOT SPLENDID! D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:22, archived)
# this is obscene
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:32, archived)
# B&
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)
# That's 83% sexier than the original.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:29, archived)
# dammn
give me a warning before posting this - I didnt even have time to get some tissues to wipe up....
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:29, archived)
# Tissues should be readily available at all times.
Are you some kind of wankamateur or something?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:34, archived)
# *holds door open*
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:30, archived)
# I've had her!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:31, archived)
# I've had her!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:31, archived)
# Hahaha :D
Internet cunt has only got one boob
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:34, archived)
# ran out of funds
plz donate
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:41, archived)
# I'm working on a donation right now
I'll be there in a jiffy
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Sometimes the world looks perfect, nothing to re-arrange
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:36, archived)
# this is far more betterer than the original with her numpty lemon face on it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:39, archived)
# "numpty lemon face"
I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Very sexy, is this that Brick woman?
There's another post about her earlier on. What's her story then?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:40, archived)
# Aye.
This was her story. Followed by this.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:44, archived)
# *WARNING*
^ Daily Mail links ^
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Oh yes, sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:47, archived)
# Christ
she looks like my former housemate, who was so stunningly annoying I'd have to club her do death with a brick before I'd even consider it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:48, archived)
# That's how Ms Brick got her name too

That and her bowel habits.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:49, archived)
# *chokes on tea*
Bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:57, archived)
# It's nice to see Travis Bickle settled in France
and found himself a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:48, archived)
# one time he went to France
he liked it
he burnt someone's neck
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:51, archived)
# There used to be some kind of Daily Mail anonymiser thingy
so that links could be posted but hits weren't generated.

It's difficult being a Mail hater knowing that each time one reads their despicable filth one is adding to their popularity.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:49, archived)
# Oh crikey.
I hadn't realised that there was a part II.

I'm really rather impressed by her lack of awareness.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:50, archived)
# Daily mail columnist
"I'm so incredibly pretty that people are constantly spraying their sexfilth over me in the streets. Woe is me, it's so hard being this pretty."

Even though she's not. Twitter "outrage" ensues, tens of thousands of extra hits on the DM website. Mail wins.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:44, archived)
# haha christ, I just read your blog
"a light rain has soaked the lawns beyond the ha-ha" made me laugh so much I had to get up and go away and then come back
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:50, archived)
# That one was SmallBrainField's
but thanks all the same!

edit/ actually, I hadn't noticed it doesn't say whose is whose. SBF's are more literary, mine are more straight-up filth.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:53, archived)
# I wish JJ would do some more drorrings of the day,
then I could write some more shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:56, archived)
# haha, yeah
I do it cos I don't like "toon time", but if there's no toon time I miss writing filth!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:58, archived)
# I find I am ambivalent about 'toon time'.
Using it as an outlet for our creative writing I see as a threadsave.

I don't comment much on JJ's threads as he never comments on other peoples.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:03, archived)
# All of this
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Actually to be fair to him he does
Not very often, it's true, but sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:01, archived)
# ^This^
I can't see the RSS button, though, which is a shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:00, archived)
# I'll go on and sort it over lunch.
Edit: should be available now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Marvellous.
Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:59, archived)
# This. Times a million.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:05, archived)
# Love the picture of her with her husband, though.
The entire brouhaha is worth skimming just for that pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:51, archived)
# He looks really pissed off
that someone's photographed them just as he was guiding her into the woods to kill her.

edit/ the pic in the follow-up today of her and Pascal with his gun out is just incredible! He's definitely Pascal from your stories.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Ha ha, awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:12, archived)
# WIN.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:17, archived)
# RAWR
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:41, archived)
# This is absolutely the WRONGEST THING ever
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 3:19, archived)