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# Y U HATE ME COS I PRETTY?
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:21, archived)
# corr!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:22, archived)
# Shopped etc etc
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Is it wrong to be turned on by this?
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:26, archived)
# I know I am
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:26, archived)
# XD
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:37, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:50, archived)
# i concur
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:04, archived)
# ^this
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:06, archived)
# ^that
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:30, archived)
#
^ The other.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 21:41, archived)
# NOT SPLENDID! D:
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:22, archived)
# this is obscene
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:32, archived)
# humanise Rob Manuel
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Rob is basically human.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:06, archived)
# Not in real life, he's more machine than man these days.
i'm pretty sure he's just a head with a connector at the bottom that plugs into different remote controlled cars,
different one for each day of the week.here's a photo of him in Big Trak mode (tuesday, I think)
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:18, archived)
# ....right? O_O
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:38, archived)
# B&
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:08, archived)
# That's 83% sexier than the original.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:29, archived)
# dammn
give me a warning before posting this - I didnt even have time to get some tissues to wipe up....
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:29, archived)
# Tissues should be readily available at all times.
Are you some kind of wankamateur or something?
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:34, archived)
# *holds door open*
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:30, archived)
# I've had her!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:31, archived)
# I've had her!
;)
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:31, archived)
# Hahaha :D
Internet cunt has only got one boob
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:34, archived)
# ran out of funds
plz donate
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:41, archived)
# I'm working on a donation right now
I'll be there in a jiffy
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:45, archived)
# i used to work with a guy who used to buy porn mags and replace all the women's faces with cutouts of lemmy's & james hetfield's faces.
this is pretty similar
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:34, archived)
# Time well spent, I say.
Happy b3rthday!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:37, archived)
# cheers man
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:37, archived)
# happy burning shaft day!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:39, archived)
# thanks
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:42, archived)
# Interesting choices
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:40, archived)
# he liked heavy metal
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:42, archived)
# I had a mate who cut out all their eyes so they looked like demons
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:45, archived)
# also happy thingday
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:45, archived)
# cheers dude
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:43, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:47, archived)
# ta man
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:43, archived)
# happy candlemas!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:05, archived)
# cheers
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Merry day!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:26, archived)
# thnakyou
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Happy B3taday, man.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:32, archived)
# cheers man
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:44, archived)
# Sometimes the world looks perfect, nothing to re-arrange
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:36, archived)
# this is far more betterer than the original with her numpty lemon face on it
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:39, archived)
# "numpty lemon face"
I like it
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Very sexy, is this that Brick woman?
There's another post about her earlier on. What's her story then?
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:40, archived)
# Aye.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:44, archived)
# *WARNING*
^ Daily Mail links ^
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:45, archived)
# Oh yes, sorry about that.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:47, archived)
# Christ
she looks like my former housemate, who was so stunningly annoying I'd have to club her do death with a brick before I'd even consider it
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:48, archived)
# That's how Ms Brick got her name too

That and her bowel habits.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:49, archived)
# *chokes on tea*
Bastard.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:57, archived)
# It's nice to see Travis Bickle settled in France
and found himself a woman.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:48, archived)
# one time he went to France
he liked it
he burnt someone's neck
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:51, archived)
# There used to be some kind of Daily Mail anonymiser thingy
so that links could be posted but hits weren't generated.

It's difficult being a Mail hater knowing that each time one reads their despicable filth one is adding to their popularity.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:49, archived)
# Oh crikey.
I hadn't realised that there was a part II.

I'm really rather impressed by her lack of awareness.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:50, archived)
# Daily mail columnist
"I'm so incredibly pretty that people are constantly spraying their sexfilth over me in the streets. Woe is me, it's so hard being this pretty."

Even though she's not. Twitter "outrage" ensues, tens of thousands of extra hits on the DM website. Mail wins.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:44, archived)
# haha christ, I just read your blog
"a light rain has soaked the lawns beyond the ha-ha" made me laugh so much I had to get up and go away and then come back
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:50, archived)
# That one was SmallBrainField's
but thanks all the same!

edit/ actually, I hadn't noticed it doesn't say whose is whose. SBF's are more literary, mine are more straight-up filth.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:53, archived)
# I wish JJ would do some more drorrings of the day,
then I could write some more shit.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:56, archived)
# haha, yeah
I do it cos I don't like "toon time", but if there's no toon time I miss writing filth!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:58, archived)
# I find I am ambivalent about 'toon time'.
Using it as an outlet for our creative writing I see as a threadsave.

I don't comment much on JJ's threads as he never comments on other peoples.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:03, archived)
# All of this
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Actually to be fair to him he does
Not very often, it's true, but sometimes.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:01, archived)
# ^This^
I can't see the RSS button, though, which is a shame.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:00, archived)
# I'll go on and sort it over lunch.
Edit: should be available now.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:07, archived)
# Marvellous.
Thanks!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:59, archived)
# This. Times a million.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:05, archived)
# Love the picture of her with her husband, though.
The entire brouhaha is worth skimming just for that pic.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:51, archived)
# He looks really pissed off
that someone's photographed them just as he was guiding her into the woods to kill her.

edit/ the pic in the follow-up today of her and Pascal with his gun out is just incredible! He's definitely Pascal from your stories.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:57, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:35, archived)
# Ha ha, awesome.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:12, archived)
# WIN.
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 14:17, archived)
# RAWR
(, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:41, archived)
# This is absolutely the WRONGEST THING ever
(, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 3:19, archived)