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# you mentalist
you started troling me because my images where over a few k, then you trolled me because i was playing with the widths. then you trolled me they were too long even if the size was under 100k. Now I'm doing verticals under 100k you're now trolling me about the fact they're a few pixels too wide to fit on the bloody fp. go play passive agressive with some other poor sod. Vunderbar

*ingoro click
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 16:48, archived)
# They can't mold Clay!
XDXDXD
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:03, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:11, archived)
# hahahaha!
Nice one.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:16, archived)
# He is a non-malleable substance!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:18, archived)
# less of a'they'
more of 'one increasingly obsessive poster' I think. You're ok you get to post images wider than 400pixels without being accused of being in a strop! :0)
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:19, archived)
# I need to get photoshop installed
so I can make sure to post only 401 pixel wide images from now on :)
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:29, archived)
#
401 is just mildly annoyed I think, if 404 is stroppy . God know what depths of human despair happen at 410 pixels
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:33, archived)
# 401 will be just enough to annoy the mute point making pendants
:)
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:34, archived)
# you're taking a cheekily phrased but perfectly genuine question
and assuming it was a trolling exercise.

Is 404 deliberate, because your stuff makes people laugh and rightly gets FP'd, so wouldn't it make sense to make it 400 wide seeing as it was so near to it and save the mashing up that html resizing can cause.

Really don't think that's trolling
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:47, archived)
# No point bothering Toasty,
you're the invisible man! ;)

(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:53, archived)
# hahahhahahahahahhahahaha
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:54, archived)
# Don't drag me into it!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:02, archived)
# Sorry dude,
I didn't mean you. I meant that guy who knew how to spell his name ;)
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:04, archived)
# :D/
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:07, archived)
# Hahaha :-)
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:09, archived)
# Worst. Queen song. EVER.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:04, archived)
# But Cliffs cover of it was dynamite though...
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:12, archived)
# who cares?
(apart from you obviously)

(oh and well done on the editing of my post (or your friends in high places - you must be chuffed)

cheerio :)
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:01, archived)
# It was hardly trolling, princess.
INGORO ENGAGE
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:12, archived)
# ooooooooo


innit. :p
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:18, archived)
# this is a wondrous diagram
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Hi Captain Sensible, I like your giant green handbag
I SAID I LIKE YOUR GIANT GREEN HANDBAG
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:20, archived)
# An handbag oh right I thought it was a car door ;)
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:22, archived)
# It is a Dior
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:23, archived)
# arf
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:25, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:31, archived)
# it's a multipurpose handbag made in china
suitable for the ladies light personal objects or for use in vehicle manufacture error
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:24, archived)
# it's not the
first time I've attracted the attentions of b3ta's very own community policeman mod(all of the frantic over zealous enthusiasm/none of the powers). I had this bollocks before more times than I can count.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:27, archived)
# I understand. It must be horrendous for you
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:31, archived)
# Especially since his ignore button doesn't seem to work.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:32, archived)
# stroppy
at the very least, apparently
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Is that becuase you're really bad at maths
and have no fingers? ;)
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:32, archived)
# Funny...
What I find funniest is that hardly any of the posts on this current page of B3ta fit the 400 wide rule. Clearly not everyone needs the Front Page Fame.

I thought it was supposed to be all about the joke... not the size.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:46, archived)
# That's exactly what I tell women about my penis.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:49, archived)
# Interesting...
So you tell the women your penis is currently showing on B3ta?

I assume you repaint it Magenta and adjust to only three pubes per ball? Don't want any more rule breaking now.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:06, archived)
# I haven't grown any pubes yet, you insensitive bastard.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:08, archived)
# Glue man glue!!
Have you not heard of GLUE? Or maybe biro?

Honestly, kids of today. Making no effort.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:13, archived)
# wierd eh
also weird how someone edited my post up there which was possibly a mod having a laugh or happytoast can edit our posts now)
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:50, archived)
# IT'S STARTING AGAIN, NURSE
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:57, archived)
# Pfffft
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:14, archived)
# 404 wide front pages
So, if you are not allowed a front page that image that is 404 wide. Why is there an image on the current B3ta front page that is 404 wide? Is this some kind of confused conspiracy we are watching here?
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:10, archived)
# Yes, there is. And it's a post by none other than Clay here.
I don't think we need to look any further to see who the "mystery mod" is...

He'll delete this post immediately. Or he'll leave it as a double-bluff. Either way, it proves it's him.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:13, archived)
# Hunt the mod...
Clearly it is the mod who posted the illegal image on the front page that we should hunt down. If the mods break their own rules then we have no hope left for society.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:25, archived)
# the front page is designed for 400 wide or less pics
I was humourously/cheekily enquiring why Clay made them too big when they quite rightly get put up there so often (which requires resizing either in html or potatoshop which is surely less preferable to the original artist doing it).
Nothing mysterious or weird.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:19, archived)
# Serious?
Errr... did you really think this was as serious post? I just thought it was bloody funny that you spotted the 404 image but failed to spot the mods breaking their own front page rules.

Look on the front page. Currently there is a Clay image posted un-edited at 404 wide.

Laugh man. This is what this board is about is it not?
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:28, archived)
# you're too sane for this site
I messaged rob about the post editing (if theres an ip editing trace on posts like wikipedia) and asked him to delete my proflie/login whatever . ability to ignore a poster is one thing but having someone internally edit my posts is too much bollocks now I think on this site(either happytoast has this power or a mod is matey with him did it, either way it's crossing the line)
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:34, archived)
# It's like wtc building 7
all over again!

/Tinfoil hats on sale in the b3ta lobby now
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:42, archived)
# Oh Christ, don't mention tinfoil hats
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:43, archived)
# maiden I like you and your stuff
but I'm not pissing around I know what happened. And I'm not flouncing. after all it's only a site (obviously alot more to some though) I'll have a cup of tea and the world will still turn
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:50, archived)
# I can see your post that you said got altered but what exactly has been added
I can't see anything that's out of context with your statement.

But I do believe that HT was giving you just some sound advice and was complimenting you by saying it was FP-worthy (which it is).
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:54, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:44, archived)
# hahaha the penguin is the cherry on the cayke :D
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:45, archived)
# ^this
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:48, archived)
# Long have I imagined b3ta towers to have it's offices somewhere like Mayfair
not some grubby little side street in Kentish Town
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:52, archived)
# Which post was edited?. and from what into what?
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:45, archived)
# here fella
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:48, archived)
# Got it thanks
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:07, archived)
# Eh?
Get the mod who edited your post a bollocking, but don't let it make you leave\delete a profile. This site needs madness like yours. It's what keeps us lurkers glued into this place.

What got edited in your post? I didn't see the change happen. Certainly out of order if your words are changed without the mod explaining why.

And please stop calling me sane.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:46, archived)
# Do you really think Rob is going to bollock a mod?
They'll be laughing their tits off over this. This isn't some corporate website with paid employees, it's a forum for funny stuff. I really don't think Rob will do anything he has more sense that to get involved in petty squabbles. What he will say is quite simply "You have an ignore button"
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Dark forces are at work
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:03, archived)
# haha the skills of b3tans can not ever be questioned.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:08, archived)
# hahaha fuck i love that thread
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:09, archived)
# Saw Valin in that thread.
:( We could use him right now for a bit of nonsense.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:10, archived)
# True. But I would have thought he wouldn't have wanted the sad face when you mention him
when we think of Valin we should smile his personality touched more than he could even guess :D
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:16, archived)
# You're right
I retract the sad face and give a :D
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:24, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:56, archived)
# That's a whole lot of splendid.
With added Valin.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:14, archived)
# He was a solid bloke
he really was. I miss him
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:16, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:43, archived)
# Fucking hell
Calm down dear
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:50, archived)
# It;s bizarre
th e posters saying I should calm down when they seem to care more about this than I do. this started when someone got irrate after I posted a image 4 pixels too wide for the fp? :)

but I don't think post tinkering should go unnoticed. When someone can do that and I can't prove it it's a battle I can't win and I can't be arsed fighting it hence the deleted profile request. it's clear though the posters coming out the woodwork just to throw the shit for the hell of it so its pointless saying anything else about this.

I take it you got the pm earlier about making more money for the charity then...never mind eh

right I'm off to play with my 3 year old, the sanest person I know
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:07, archived)
# So it's not possible that everyone else is right, and you're being a precious drama queen?
Blimey, Clay, I like you, but you ARE taking this much more seriously than anyone else (HappyToast included, although it's a close-run thing).

And making gratuitous references to (unrelated) private messages doesn't exactly help your case.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:13, archived)
# I completely missed it mate
Just replied!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:15, archived)
# You don't seriously honestly believe this happened, do you?
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:15, archived)
# I believe this happened..
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Hahaha, okay

I don't know what happened there
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:25, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Fucking hell, I have tears streaming down my face

Please make it stop
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Nearly pissed myself.
{XD
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:52, archived)
# You bastard
How many more innocent lives will you ruin by humourously/cheekily inquiring things on here? HOW MANY?
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:29, archived)
# TOO MANY, MAN! TOO MANY!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:46, archived)
# You weren't in 'nam maiden!
You don't know what it was like!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:15, archived)
# I have the 1,000 yard stare
/busdriver blog
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:22, archived)
# my mistake today
was apparently posting an image under 100k which was 404px wide 1,917pixels long!

so far there's been no outrage about the 1917 pixel bit!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:20, archived)
# 1917
There is no complaint about the 1917 length as that is clearly not long enough. surely there must be a "too long" rule in that FAQ somewhere.

And I don't see what the fuss is about. 404 just means you are going that extra 1% to make us laugh. Which has clearly worked. You've dragged a lurker out of his lurking to look confused at all the comedy fuss.

I think you should now rotate your image 90 degrees and post it again.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:32, archived)
# pffft
well you're not as confused as I am, I can guarantee that

seeya :)
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:40, archived)
# I am so freaked out, right now.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:25, archived)
# Me too.
Hold me.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:28, archived)
# I'm just confused.
But that is my usual state so I'm content.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:30, archived)
# I demand a new Front Page to be designed around this image.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:30, archived)
# Darth Gimpboot.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:32, archived)
# I pledge my support for this profoundly explicable cause
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:34, archived)
# I'M SPARTACUS ALSO
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Sideways
All new front pages must now be posted rotated at 90 degrees?

Ideal to confuse the phone and fondle-slab brigade as they will get confused rotating their phones to see your image the right way up.
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:39, archived)
# I will not conform.
After all that...Clay's image made the FP.......................404 FTW! :D
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:50, archived)
# As angles go
I'd prefer 45
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:56, archived)
# Maybe Rob should change the FP
to be like the facebook timeline. If he does that, I want this picture as the cover photo!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:18, archived)
# Congratulation
I just literally died laughing at this
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:36, archived)
# It is simply the most ridiculously awesome thing ever!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 19:45, archived)
# Hahahahahahafuckahahaha
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 20:37, archived)
#
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
That is fucking awesome!

(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:50, archived)
# fanx mistah!
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 17:56, archived)
# 8D
(, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:08, archived)