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[challenge entry] Nessie protests against elitism.


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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:41, archived)
# Also: What should I draw the'day?

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:43, archived)
# well, you've already drawn the tits
this somewhat limits the scope of what people can ask for

unless it's more tits

hmm, I'd have to say, something plumbing related.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:44, archived)
# The young Thief of Bagdad getting told off for a school prank
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Draw some tits using only 4 pixels
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Behold: a pixilated profile of an anthropomorphised female polar bear with MASSIVE tits....and black nipples.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:49, archived)
# Phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:50, archived)
# ban this sick filth
now
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:02, archived)
# Tits Mcg...
oh.

How about some sexy Norse pantheon then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:45, archived)
# Aliens.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Stanley Mathews: Alien Hunter
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:46, archived)
# WILD HAS.. oh
HASLET WITH TITS
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:46, archived)
# The Raccoons. With ti-
Wait, NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:46, archived)
# Bindun
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:48, archived)
# Gender change humanise Slythe.
With tits.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Draw my fox character!
I mean, draw a shape-shifting sexy yoghurt lady emerging from a pot of SKI yoghurt
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Lactating's Only Funny When It Curdles
(Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:49, archived)
# A sarcastic gibbon
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:50, archived)
# The Loch Ness monster
getting in the way of the boat race.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Anything
from here
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:53, archived)
# Disgusting!
My broadband took forever to load it!
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:56, archived)
# you should complain to your isp
:D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:59, archived)
# I say!
That's rather saucy
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:17, archived)
# The corpse of a semi-well-known cartoonist
being savagely fucked until it evetually falls apart by a deranged Japanese stalker girl
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:54, archived)
# Alternatively, set up a webcam for the event itself
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:00, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:02, archived)
# Sean Connery in orange thigh-boots, otherwise naked apart from his underpants and a bandolier ... oh
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:56, archived)
# Nobody wants to see that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:26, archived)
# Quite right - they're supposed to be red
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:37, archived)
# There are seven shoes and a pair of knickers deposited haphazardly onto the bar.
Geraint watches Hermes push lemon slices around a silver serving tray with an olive fork. From an anteroom, the whoops and screams of their contemporaries can be heard through the closed doors as they rub citrus fruits into their eyes. A servant tips more sliced fruit over their writhing naked bodies into a paddling pool which has been placed there for the occasion. Geraint sighs, knowing he will not be able to lift Hermes from the black gulf of his depression. Instead he walks to the window to stare across the grounds. A pheasant is thrashing about on the lawn overlooking the sunken garden. Its neck is broken.
Geraint tips back his brandy and leaves Hermes to his dark contemplation, he stalks off to the library to compose several lines of verse.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:58, archived)
# I think I can just about masturbate to that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:59, archived)
# Its
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Fixed.
Thanks man.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:10, archived)
# My pedantry knows no bound's
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:25, archived)
# The amazing investigator Tits McGee and her trusty sidekick, Dicks McGavin
Invstigating
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:58, archived)
# a bearded man standing on a hill
counting rice krispies with a pair of tweezers
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ā‚ wā‚’ā‚™ā‚–y, wā‚įµ„y wā‚’ā‚™dā‚‘įµ£, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:00, archived)
# The biggest tits ever.
*awaits drawing of huge birds*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:01, archived)
# Like in that Beautiful Katamari, right, but instead of a ball of objects you roll around a giant breat, which gathers every other breat it touches into itself
until eventually it outgrows Earth and goes in search of extraterrestrial mammaries
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:05, archived)
# whoa
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:06, archived)
# thats a whole lotta breats
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:16, archived)
# Thor counting pebbles in Wales
whilst Sif tries to make him lose count by wiggling her tits at him :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:05, archived)
# this happens all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:16, archived)
# Tony Slattery being arrested by traffic police for driving whilst naked
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:06, archived)
# Abu Hamza in a US superprison being used as an impromptu television aerial
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:09, archived)
# can he receive digital?
Maybe, but he cant give it!

HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHAH

/joke about no fingered guy that I wouldn't make in normal circumstances blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:11, archived)
# Jim Bowen being bummed off a very angry looking Bully.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:11, archived)
# MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:38, archived)
# Judith Chalmers
In the bahamas in pajamas surrounded by farmers and their llamas
(UTB, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:15, archived)
# your pension
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:47, archived)
# a big tittied valkyrie
cleaving a wyvern intwixt
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 14:13, archived)
# Awesome
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:53, archived)