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[challenge entry] Looks like he had previous after all...

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(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 15:54, archived)
# I used to be the king, until I took an arrow in my AARAG GARGR arg ar argARGARG
*spurt spurt spurt spurt*

*collapse*

*leak*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:01, archived)
# *leek*
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:02, archived)
# *potatoes*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:03, archived)
# "ARGARG"
Wasnt that a character in lord of the rings?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:02, archived)
# In the less popular alternate universe version, "Ring of the Lords"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:04, archived)
# Those damn House of Lords and their sexual practices.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:13, archived)
# Order
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(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)
# ha!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:16, archived)
# otherwise those years of eton would go to waste
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:16, archived)
# That's what his relatives up north called him
but to everyone else he was just Garg
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:04, archived)
# There was a character in Hitch-Hikers with a very similar name :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:15, archived)
# It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:05, archived)
# It's all fun and games before someone makes a Skyrim joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Have YOU been hit in the eye by an arrow?
Then maybe YOU are due compensation, Call Maims-Direct 0n 0899 1066 1066
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Ah but he's got even more of a claim
Since it seems that after being hit in the eye he was cut down by a trio of Normans who cut off his "thigh" and took it away with them.

Have YOU been hit in the eye by an arrow? Did someone then cut off YOUR John Thomas? Then maybe YOU are due compensation!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 16:29, archived)