Was there a line in the Alanis Morrisette song then
"It's like a no smoking sign, when all you want is a fag"?
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Photoshop Bitch jacked your sperm on, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:48,
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it was edited out because fag means something different to Americans
alternatively
It's like a no smoking sign, when all you want is a smoke
It's like meeting a beautiful girl and finding out she's a bloke
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Dick Wonder a winky, wavy wonder, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:08,
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