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# Urban dictionary to the rescue
When a man has had so much sex, his penis will not become erect anymore. This is referred to as having a 'Blue Peter'.


Or was it because John Noakes was once caught nobbing a turtle in the Blue Peter garden, while Janet Ellis frotted herself against Percy Throwers cold, wet, corpse?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA! Jesus fucking christ!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:41, archived)
# Remember that time when your mum wouldn't let you watch Newsround?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:45, archived)
# I suppose it explains that one episode of the Really Wild Show
where you could see a turtle with constantly bulging eyes... swimming a bit funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:52, archived)
# Ellis > Ellis-Bextor
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:45, archived)
# Eh?
Mother/Daughter confusion?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:48, archived)
# I'm saying that Janet Ellis is greater than Sophie Ellis-Bextor.
That's a fairly obvious statement though, right?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:55, archived)
# I see what you mean.
But ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:00, archived)
# I was thinking more in the 80s.
When Ellis-Bextor was in her infancy.

Luckily, though, I also fuck kids.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 0:04, archived)