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# Available in SHOPS!
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:20, archived)
# :D
I would buy that milk and pour it liberally over everything.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:21, archived)
# Filled with 'Almost Calcium'!
It's nearly good for you.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:30, archived)
# IBULEVE: IT'S NOT BUTTER
just imagine I'd been bothered to 'shop this, please.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:26, archived)
# I'm happy to go with that.
It's about as much effort as I can muster these days.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:31, archived)
# I managed to get a copy of Conspirators of Pleasure.
Going to watch it tonight...
:D
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:57, archived)
# I think you're in for a treat.
I haven't seen it for a few years, I should watch it again soon.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:01, archived)
# I looked it up on wikipedia
but the page has been vandalised by smallbrainfield.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conspirators_of_Pleasure
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:10, archived)
# With a synopsis like that, who wouldn't hunt it out?
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:12, archived)
# PfffftHAHAHAHAHA! Is that what actually happens in the film?
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:13, archived)
# Yes.
And that's just the set-up.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:15, archived)
# It seriously does sound like SBF had a part in this.
I have to see this, it sounds just... indescribable.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Definitely worth watching.
Everything I've seen by Jan Švankmajer has been really good.
I struggled a bit with Faust, because I wasn't familiar with the story beforehand, but it was still great to watch.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:34, archived)
# Svankmajer very rarely gets it wrong. I loved his Alice in Wonderland.
This sounds a little too different to me, in terms of Svankmajer... but if it's still got the charm most of his work carries, I'm sure I'll be fine.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)
# Fantastiqe, must see this.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:29, archived)
# used to be so hard to find this stuff :D
awesome
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:53, archived)
# *Imagines*
Haha! WOO!
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:32, archived)
# I imagine that would get FPd
and subesquently lead to a high-paid job in advertising, as a result of which you'd become a happier and more fulfilled person.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:34, archived)
# Do it.
:D

(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:38, archived)
# I imagine that it just got modded for no good reason whatsoever
and a big threadfight ensued

People got upset
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:48, archived)
# i left for good
twice
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:54, archived)
# it's the only way to be sure
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:56, archived)
# It was probably better in all of your imaginations

edit: I can tell you're all jelly as fuck of my mad photoshopping skillz0rz but I'm not replying because I'm going to flounce on 4,999 posts and you don't deserve my 5,000th
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:51, archived)
# this is shit, fuck off
.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:51, archived)
# harsh
but fair
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:09, archived)
# you've let everyone down
including yourself

I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say this: We hate you, you cunt.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:52, archived)
# Too right.
I hope Happy [mod edit] deletes it. And everything else that was posted today for good measure.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:54, archived)
# You've ruined everything.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:54, archived)
# Enter it in the "Disappointment" compo.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:58, archived)
# I hope we get the disappointment compo.
Otherwise I'll be disappointed.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:29, archived)
# This is why we can't have nice things.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:00, archived)
# i would not buy that
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:07, archived)
# FUCK!
I HATE THIS SO MUCH THAT I'M POSTING AGAIN JUST TO SHOUT AT IT!
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:07, archived)
# ^
If I were less of a coward I would do the same
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:13, archived)
# DAMNIT!

(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:16, archived)
# AAAARRGGH!
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:19, archived)
#

(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:31, archived)
# FUCK!
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:33, archived)
# I met a customer I had only had email contact with today
pretty girl. lovely eyes. very convergent.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:33, archived)
# I also have a customer called Phil Gasche
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:34, archived)
# "Sucking cock when the wind changed" eyes?
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:34, archived)
# that's the one
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:36, archived)
# nice
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:57, archived)
# BWAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIINSSSSSSSSSS!!!
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:32, archived)
# I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT IS STILL HERE!!!
WHERE IS [mod edit] WHEN YOU NEED THE POWER-MAD, SELF-IMPORTANT, MAKE-THE-FUCKING-RULES-UP-AS-YOU-GO-ALONG TWAT?
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:18, archived)
# yay! chewy
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:30, archived)
# Hahaha! Nicely.

(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:31, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:32, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:34, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:41, archived)
# and I bet it still hurts the roof of your mouth
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:53, archived)
# hahahaa
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)
# MuttMilt
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:48, archived)
# 'get to fuck'
is an excellent phrase
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:35, archived)
# Especially in a Scottish accent.
GEHT TAE FACK
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:38, archived)
# ROLLOCKS!
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:49, archived)
# My least favourite Monopoly card...
Get to Fuck.
Get directly to fuck.
Do not pass WIN.
Do not collect the adulation of your peers.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:38, archived)
# :D love the cheese one
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Ta!
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:49, archived)
# hahaha
got milk? not milk.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:42, archived)
#
Hugh Dennis used to do a routine on this theme. IIRC it included "this is real custard and i'll deck anyone who says it isn't"
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Ha.
I suddenly have the urge to seek out some Mary Whitehouse Experience clips.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:53, archived)
# That could be tricky.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:55, archived)
# \o/
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
# haha
It hasn't aged too well, has it?
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:20, archived)
# my Woo Lite reply disappeared!
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 19:57, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sure you'll find something to eat.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:01, archived)
# Cor!
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:02, archived)
# MONOCLE : SMASHED
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:04, archived)
# My Word !
Right on so many levels!
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:07, archived)
# you should see her in her bikini!
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:13, archived)
# yes please
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:18, archived)
#
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:20, archived)
# that's exactly what's in my clipboard
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:23, archived)
# I certainly hope this is true
There is nothing sexier in this world than Nigella Lawson in a badly-fitting 1860s swimsuit
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:32, archived)
# TO THE BATCAVE
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:24, archived)
# Fuck yeahhh...so hot!
All night with this one.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:52, archived)
# passion killer, she must be made entirely of cellulite
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:04, archived)
# No, apparently she's lost two family members to skin cancer or something
So is quite protective of her own.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:39, archived)
# hang on, I'm still setting up my tripod
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:21, archived)
# ERECTION : CONFIRMED
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:09, archived)
# the problem with nigella lawson
is that while i agree she has a nice pair of fairy cakes, she annoys the living fuck out of me.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:16, archived)
# fairy cakes! arf!
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Me too.
And while we're reducing women to their constituent parts, I can't help thinking she'd be very disappointing with no industrial-strength foundation garments to give her support .
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Safesearch off agrees
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:40, archived)
# hahaha industrial strength
girder-bras. built in the harland and wolf shipyards
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:40, archived)
# all the more reason to drive it into her, hard.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:49, archived)
# Ropes, gags, chains, whips...etc...
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:56, archived)
# that reminds me, need to buy 2 pints of milk
/ac
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:35, archived)
# now that is definitely her off teh telly thingy
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:52, archived)
# Please, for the love of mercy, shop her in the whole outfit!
I also like what you've done with her eyes, though I only noticed that after half an hour of frenzied mastur- after half an hour of intense scrutiny.

Nigella or Carol Vorderman? If I was ever in such a lucky situation as to have to choose, I'd try my luck and ask for both at the same time.
b3ta.com/questions/bashthebishop/post1090900
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:11, archived)
# I would like to work on that (the shop too), but I'm pressed for time.
I'll try to work it into my schedule this week.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 22:19, archived)
# mmm semi-skilled milt!
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 20:38, archived)
# Shoppers who have selected these products have also selected...
"I like this!"
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:31, archived)
# i want whatever that cheese isn't :D
happy shopper lols
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 21:45, archived)
# I was going to shop
Tesco Value 'Fuck Me, It's Margarine!'

But I can't be arsed.
(, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 23:28, archived)
# They did a version of this on the Mary Whitehouse experience in the 90s
The punchline built to: It's lard and I'll twat anyone who says its not.
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 12:24, archived)
# This has spread to the world of terrorism
"I can't believe it's not the Real IRA"
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 13:50, archived)
# you've obviously not looked at the ingredients on a milk bottle lately
;)
(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:19, archived)
# Yeah, if you want to get pure milk nowadays, you have to get it straight from a cow's tit.
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 23:08, archived)
# I work for a dairy company - Email of the month - Comedy Value 10/10
That's some funny shit right there!
(, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 18:48, archived)