oh fuck....
From the Disappointment challenge. See all 104 entries (closed)
( , Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:07, archived)
From the Disappointment challenge. See all 104 entries (closed)
( , Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:07, archived)
"Contestant number 2, if you were a chocolate, what kind of chocolate would you be?"
"Fuuuuuuccckkkkk!"
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Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:12,
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Sorry put this in my FB thought people here would appreciate it...
'OK. Everyone stop what they're doing as I have the be all and and all of comic genius!
I was returning from the bank and walking behind a guy in one of those heavy duty mobility scooters with the head support. Utter twat comes out of the pub, almost trips over him and shouts, 'FUCKING SPASTIC.'
The guy in the chair proceeds to run over his foot and exclaim jubilantly, 'TIMMAH!'
Chortle awards be damned! I will love you for the rest of my life!!!'
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Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:16,
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I was returning from the bank and walking behind a guy in one of those heavy duty mobility scooters with the head support. Utter twat comes out of the pub, almost trips over him and shouts, 'FUCKING SPASTIC.'
The guy in the chair proceeds to run over his foot and exclaim jubilantly, 'TIMMAH!'
Chortle awards be damned! I will love you for the rest of my life!!!'
g'night, people
i'm now off home to have a celebratory drink and glee about my upcoming surgery.
'bye!
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Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:31,
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'bye!
I thought the greatest moment of my life would be getting laid of Fred's weather map
I was wrong.
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Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:36,
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"If you invited me over for a romantic meal, what would you serve as a starter? And this is to number two."
"Roe!"
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Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:18,
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"If you were a Blue Peter animal, which would you be and what would be your best feature? And this is to number two."
"Petra-neck!"
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Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:21,
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I'd have thought he'd be quite over-bearing, always pushing everyone to work harder and longer.
Still, I suppose that's kind of their job.
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Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:25,
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Thats just what i need
Been going to the gym now for nearly a year, and ive not lost much weight. I need FUCK instructor power
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Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:28,
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but chances are he'd just keep going all 'Saturday Night Fever' on your ass :(
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"If you worked in a hospital, which piece of equipment would you like to use on me first? And this is also to number two."
"Gurney!"
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Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:23,
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"if you went out on a date with me, what would you do first?"
"FUCK!"
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Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:31,
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He looks like he's struggling to insert something into his back-hole
Couldn't wait, could he?
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Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:20,
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cheers
i totally jus tpissed off for ages (no beer buying involved...)
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Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:49,
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Hahaha!!
Thx for serious lolz here!
Have this...
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Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:06,
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