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# the only thing that keeps me sane is talking to my shoe
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Hehehe!
*Clickity*
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Hahaha, lock 'im up!
Though apparently there's nothing wrong with it anymore: www.ibtimes.com/articles/333801/20120426/farewell-intercourse-law-egypt-sex-dead-wives.htm
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:52, archived)
# i think this raises a moral and ethical dilemma
Do you go while they are still warm but loose, or wait to rigamortis when they're cold but tight?
David Dimbleby: "That's enough from the panel, let's ask the audience"
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Oh, warm, by all means
I go in when they're still shouting 'CLEAR!'
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:10, archived)
# arab spring, lol
what a load of backward.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Egypt?
english.alarabiya.net/articles/2012/04/25/210198.html


Damn. Beaten to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:57, archived)
# How many requests does it take to get law like this enacted?
Surely there's a joke in here somewhere.

I loved her for her brilliant mind. However, maybe I can sneak a quick one in before she's interred.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Downing Street petitions website ---->
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:01, archived)
# She had a great personality.
But just this one time I want to sneak an anonymous quickie.


I wonder if they have to be supervised.

My mortician is also my chaperone.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:03, archived)
# after a tough day, sometimes it's fun to crack open a cold one.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:22, archived)
# Turn the lights down low. Barry White in the record player.
One glass of wine. Wait, the lights can be any way I want them. Turn them up!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:26, archived)
# Wine? wtf?
Allah doesn't want you to drink alcohol.
But he's totally fine with you fucking your dead wife, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:58, archived)
# ahahah
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:00, archived)
# Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:16, archived)
# Hahahahahaha refreshing
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:25, archived)
# not the best thing to write on your CV
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 19:57, archived)
# haha!
I always thought that when I heard the title. Never actually watched it.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 20:35, archived)
# Haha!
Genuine giggles. *Click*
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 23:58, archived)
# genu-lol
that's a punchline that keeps giving
(I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 2:00, archived)