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# I'm baaaaaack!


Finished uni yesterday (just gotta wait for my portfolio to be marked), so begins 4 months of doing fuck-all. Well... a little more than fuck-all, but yeah.

The outline for this was done in biro, but whether I should compo it or not... I'll let you lot decide.

Click for bigger.

EDIT: Point taken. Don't expect much more of this in future. FUCK THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 5 May 2012, 20:28, archived)
# :|
in less than 10 words, explain why you are obsessed with drawing animals with mammaries. Your parents are worried and asked me to ask.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 May 2012, 20:34, archived)
# To be fair, she's more anatomically correct than most of the women drawn by b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 5 May 2012, 20:36, archived)
# I tried to draw a wummin


but she had a malfunction or something.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 May 2012, 22:16, archived)
# is that why she is so sad?
and bald?
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sat 5 May 2012, 23:03, archived)
# she bald for unexplored academic reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 May 2012, 23:10, archived)
# I read that as "Stop posting furry stuff".
Fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 5 May 2012, 20:39, archived)
# that's quite a leap
guilty conscience?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 May 2012, 20:40, archived)
# No, I just imagined you were more than fed up of all this by now.
I mean, if you really want to, I'll stop posting this sort of stuff on here, go somewhere else with it.

Fuck knows where, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 5 May 2012, 20:43, archived)
# it's a free board, you post what you like

Although I'm sure Moggy and JJ could point you to some animals with tits forums, it's clearly a common fetish
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 May 2012, 20:46, archived)
# ^what she said^
(herman:D, Sat 5 May 2012, 20:48, archived)
# Mm, just don't wanna be posting stuff if people are going to complain about it, is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 5 May 2012, 20:50, archived)
# there'll always be a chance of that on a public forum
you can't please everyone, especially when what you're drawing is a bit odd
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 May 2012, 20:51, archived)
# I guess I just aim to please too many.
Still gonna cut down on the furry-ness a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 5 May 2012, 20:55, archived)
# You should give the hand-drawn animation another go
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 5 May 2012, 20:56, archived)
# Yeah, I was planning on doing one in Biro quite soon, for the compo and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 5 May 2012, 20:59, archived)
# Too late, I've already done a hand drawn animation in biro with a sexy fox.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 May 2012, 21:11, archived)
# Aww crap. I shall have to animate something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 5 May 2012, 21:17, archived)
# \o/ Success!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 May 2012, 21:20, archived)
# This!
That gasmaskskullface thing was pure brilliance
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Sat 5 May 2012, 21:01, archived)
# This from a man who draws most with their todger out and the rest as zombies :)
(Forsaken Pig Will return to lurking for money, or Monster Munch, Sat 5 May 2012, 21:15, archived)
# I assumed it was a given that I included myself in that comment
I've had more slings and arrows thrown at me here than I care to remember.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 May 2012, 21:16, archived)
# Collect them up and open a shop. Personally I always draw with my todger out surrounded by zombies.
Edit: Probably why I'm so shit at drawing.
(Forsaken Pig Will return to lurking for money, or Monster Munch, Sat 5 May 2012, 21:27, archived)
# you have?
oh

*puts arrows and slings back in box*

Don't matter really.

*sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 May 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Someone should tell the mods.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 May 2012, 22:21, archived)
# don't worry about it, no one's complaining :)
carry on posting your art, it's very good
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 5 May 2012, 20:52, archived)
# Maybe you should just make sure your furry stuff is 404 pixels wide
HappyToast would never grumble about your pictures again!

(On a serious note, I don't think HT meant any harm by that "in less than 10 words..." comment -- I'd just take it as making fun of furries on the internet because it's a long-standing tradition.)
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Sat 5 May 2012, 20:58, archived)
# no that was serious, his parents keep phoning me asking
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 May 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Would explain why I haven't heard from them for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 5 May 2012, 21:02, archived)
# How did they get your number?
I wouldn't think them the sort to pay any attention to those cards in phonebooths.
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Sat 5 May 2012, 21:07, archived)
# There's a worldwide "I'm worried about my child" helpline which goes straight to HappyToast's old 3210
He tried to turn it off, but the people in the TV said that they would hurt him if he didn't turn it back on.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 May 2012, 21:13, archived)
# It was given out at the end of Hollyoaks
in the "If you have been affected by any of the issues..." bit after an apisode about furries.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 5 May 2012, 21:16, archived)
# I run a help session for parents of Furry perverts
I've been trying to get JJ's mum through her crippling disappointment for 5 years now, Bourbon Fox's parents are new customers.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 5 May 2012, 21:16, archived)
# You are aware that happytoast is famous, right?
And that people impersonate him.

NO REALLY

They do :D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 May 2012, 22:21, archived)
# Fox, it's well known I have a thing for drawing the Niccals
You like to draw your fave character. Don't change. You put up enough worthwhile commentary and support on this board so don't feel guilty about posting your stuff, okay?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 6 May 2012, 2:32, archived)
# Mm, true; I guess that gives me one over those that dump a picture every now and then, but do nothing else.
If this year of uni has taught me anything, it's that I'm too unassertive, too passive. Basically, I need to grow a pair. XD

In any case, I need to get some sleep; it's just gone past 3 over here =_= nighty night, all!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 6 May 2012, 3:12, archived)
# post what the hell you like
no really

post it

no matter what is done on here, someone will be offended, so why give a poop, unless it's not an actual photograph of an RTA victim covered in runny shit while Jeanette Crankie rubs herself against them really any complaints are just internet wees.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 May 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Mm, I just feel there's a better place to post stuff like this.
But you're right, it's impossible to please everybody.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 5 May 2012, 22:28, archived)
# that's the spirit!
in that vein!



^__^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 5 May 2012, 22:32, archived)
# This never ceases to intrigue me. :D
I mean, what is that? A plunger? A severed human ear on a stick?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 5 May 2012, 22:55, archived)
# Due to a semi coherent drawing style... it could be anything
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:15, archived)
# Instantly heard this to the tune of David Bowie's Let's Dance
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 5 May 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Put on your bear suit and fuck some gnus.
(It's all I could think of to rhyme. :S)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 5 May 2012, 23:01, archived)
# Oh hell, I laughed at that!
*sings under breath*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 6 May 2012, 2:37, archived)
# It's clearly a Yowie plumber
:) I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 6 May 2012, 2:36, archived)
# time to plunge those blocked pipes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:16, archived)
# Well
there goes THAT drawing *scrunches up paper into a ball and tosses into bin*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 6 May 2012, 2:35, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:15, archived)
# i think what i don't get is the fur.
surely it's better just to draw humans with tits..? :)
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sat 5 May 2012, 23:24, archived)
# That's what I generally do
I don't get many comments or complaints, so make of that what you will.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 5 May 2012, 23:58, archived)
# Are you suggesting I draw more humans?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 6 May 2012, 0:12, archived)
# yes. but only ones with tits.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 6 May 2012, 0:15, archived)
# Humans, with tits?
That's just weird. :P

But yeah, I need to stray away from yifftits for a while, methinks.

At least on here, fuck knows who'd want me posting all this shit. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 6 May 2012, 0:30, archived)
# heh, nah doesn't bother me in the slightest what people draw/post
furries are no worse than the countless shit i've made involving freebase, and a generally whole a load more talented as well...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 6 May 2012, 0:58, archived)
# It does seem rather unassertive to just bend to someone's opinion, I just don't want to make enemies on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 6 May 2012, 1:07, archived)
# What-ho Bourbon, good news on the uni finishing
Your fox lady also seems to be enjoying some time off
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 5 May 2012, 20:35, archived)
# Nicely:)
Would
(herman:D, Sat 5 May 2012, 20:42, archived)
# a furry picture for a change, nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 5 May 2012, 20:51, archived)
# Sexy !! X3
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Sat 5 May 2012, 23:26, archived)
# I don't really get the yiffington stuff at all
but if it involves a yiffy flounce, I'm all for it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 6 May 2012, 0:33, archived)
# I'm not flouncing, though :S
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 6 May 2012, 0:39, archived)
# good, if you like hairy stuff, why not draw a werewolf or something cool like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 6 May 2012, 0:59, archived)
# Werewolves are cool. ^^
If there's one thing I appreciate, it's over the top awesomeness... like this.



I rather much enjoyed that challenge. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 6 May 2012, 1:03, archived)
# fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 6 May 2012, 1:06, archived)
# Probably the best compo suggestion I've made... might try for a round two soon. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 6 May 2012, 1:10, archived)
# oh fuck yes.
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 6 May 2012, 1:07, archived)
# Looking good.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 6 May 2012, 4:33, archived)
# Post whatever the fuck you like
The variety of stuff posted here is what drew me to b3ta in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Sun 6 May 2012, 8:19, archived)
# Quite true... and happy candles! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:17, archived)