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# Berk! Feed Me!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:57, archived)
# :D
that's beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2012, 15:59, archived)
# No need for small talk. The contents of my pants are yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:01, archived)
# any plans for your birthday?
If I'm free I'll swing my pants down your way
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:07, archived)
# \o/
No plans, thus far.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:10, archived)
# Happy birthday..
Posterise and edge a picture of yourself or it aint true!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Ta very much, but it won't be until Thursday.
In other news: Almost 15k. Blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:24, archived)
# Buys a supply of mind bleach in anticipation of your celerbratory post! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:33, archived)
# I did one for 10k and was underwhelmed by the lack of people gaz'ing me for sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Everyone knows I'm an aging old scruffy bearded hippy....
So no one bothered even asking for a naked photo on my 10,000
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:45, archived)
# I don't think I'll do one for my 10k...
I don't want to be made responsible for the burned out eyes such a photo would cause. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:50, archived)
# That's not the point
It's the creative use of SFW nudity that counts
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:53, archived)
# To right Drunken Jack Sparrow
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:04, archived)
# that was a fantastic waxing session we had
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:06, archived)
# It's a condition!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:09, archived)
#
waxing bumming
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:10, archived)
# no, we definitely did both
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:18, archived)
# Yay :-)
You pair of smoothies!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Wax on
Wax off
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:18, archived)
# Your skirting boards are nice and clean.....
It's amazing how many b3tans post pictures of themselfs with dirty skirting in the background...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:06, archived)
# or even neglected wainscoting
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:50, archived)
# i hate seeing filthy dado rails
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:12, archived)
# And filthy dildos too
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:32, archived)
# filthy Didos'?
nice legs, shame about the wtf? is that anyhow?!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:32, archived)
# The horror ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:30, archived)
# What the cheerfull grilled bread product bloke said. ^
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:03, archived)
# Cheers, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Foolsssssssss!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:03, archived)
# You cannot kill that that does not live
Judge Death chooses not to inhabit such a horrific host body
etc etc :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:08, archived)
# He'd rather spend a thousand years encased in Boing™.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:16, archived)
# haha BOING!
a) I'd forgotten about boing and b) childish erection noises to accompany boobs :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:19, archived)
# Encased in carbonite, they'll be quite safe in there.... as loang as they survived the...........
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:58, archived)
# I had a dream about a particular person on b3ta last night
specifically that they were a small-time actor who had appeared in Harry Potter and that my sister was in love with them.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:24, archived)
# I was in Harry Potter.
I was the one in the Hogwarts uniform.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Yiffindor!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:52, archived)
# Hahahahaha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:53, archived)
# fine, it was me
i was hagrid's stunt double
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:27, archived)
# No
It was actually Emvee
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:30, archived)
# hahaha :)
hmm, may well miss my candleday tomorrow, what with it being a bank holiday, the parents being in llandudno and me spending most of the day getting pissed and watching the snooker!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:33, archived)
# I think it still counts
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:38, archived)
# was it the delightful FUNTUBEtorturer from Links?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:30, archived)
# He could certainly inspire nightmares
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:31, archived)
# I thought I was weird, having dreams about people from b3ta.....
Even though I'v never met anyone (Except one) from here and have no idea what they look like or sound like or act like...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:56, archived)
# Do b3tans dream of eclectech/sheep?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:04, archived)
# Not so far :-)
Last dream I can remember is.
I was flying in a jet fighter having a dog fight, but behind my pilots seat there were 2 sofas facing each other, accros between a people carrier and a motor home, I won the fight, then I was a spy, but I realised I was also a dog, and spied by traveling around London in a taxi, and had to got to number 10 to report directly to the prime minister.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:12, archived)
# Dreams are proper mental.
Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Best part of any day..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:46, archived)
# Crikey
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sun 6 May 2012, 17:20, archived)
# The most interesting dream I can remember from more recently
is I was on a subway train with an SAS soldier, involved in some sort of firefight, so we had to disconnect the carriage the enemy were in. When we got to the surface, it was in Blackpool, and there was a dreadnaught firing on the promenade.

Oh, and then there was one where I was in some sort of special forces squad sneaking around uni, when we were stopped by security.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:34, archived)
# Andy McNab said his worst experience when on a particular opo was....
"Being stopped by a university security guard"
Should have placed a claymore outside his office...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:43, archived)
# I've been trying to lucid dream lately
mainly because a majority of my dreams are nowhere near as exciting as that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:52, archived)
# Put your alarm on a 20 minute snooze cycle,
And just keep going back to sleep, works a treat...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:00, archived)
# Yeah, I've heard of something like this.
Except it was sleep for 6 hours, stay awake for an hour then go back to bed. I've tried it and it just doesn't work.

That idea seems valid though. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:04, archived)
# Try it for four hours instead of six
You might find that fits your cycle a bit better
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:08, archived)
# Yeah~ I usually start having more vivid dreams when I'm forced to hit the snooze button a number of times.
Even in five minute intervals I can get some interesting results.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Yes I forget to say....
Set the alarm for a couple of hours before you would have had a full nights sleep....
Also works a treat in you get rat arsed the night before and are incapable of getting up, but you just keep setting that alarm to interupt your sleep every 20 or 30 minutes or so
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:14, archived)
# I do tend to find I have more interesting dreams if I'm piss-drunk. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:30, archived)
#
Going to sleep while listening to an audio-book works.
(Flat Top, Mon 7 May 2012, 23:19, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:43, archived)
# Ba doom tish!
*clap*
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 7 May 2012, 4:46, archived)
# Did you create that creatures design?
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:06, archived)
# No, sir.
Judge Death is a recurring character from 2000AD.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judge_Death

And Maggie was hatched from a serpent's egg in 1925.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:16, archived)
# Globbtastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Globulization!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:23, archived)
# that's a cool house....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 16:53, archived)
# Stay out of my stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:05, archived)
# I'm happy living in Atomics cupboard at the moment :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:07, archived)
# I would imagine the stash factor is off the chart.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:11, archived)
# Shush!
He thinks he's beem smoking and drinking loads more recently, he's not twigged I'm stealing it when he's passed out!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:15, archived)
# yay! :)
they need to make this
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:06, archived)
# ^^^ This
I'd buy the 6-hour director's cut box-set DVD.
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:07, archived)
# ^ also this
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:08, archived)
# YES
Click 'n Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:28, archived)
# *Glees and clicks*
The Glob possesses Superhuman Class 100 strength and is allergic to consumme.
(I helped save b3ta! sonofabun wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, Sun 6 May 2012, 18:33, archived)
# woo! stay away from that crack whore
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:17, archived)
# Blessings upon the House of the FP Giver!
Always appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:25, archived)
# best thing ever
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Sun 6 May 2012, 21:59, archived)
# woo & for the FP :D
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Sun 6 May 2012, 22:02, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sun 6 May 2012, 22:38, archived)
# don't you open that TRAP-DOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh globbits.
:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Mon 7 May 2012, 3:45, archived)