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# Merry candle day!
By this conveyance, the petitioner seeks the furtherance of the state of general amity that has preceded the issuance of this instrument with the intent thereby of avoiding the diminution of said relationship; notwithstanding the aforementioned, it shall be specifically understood that the party of the first part (herein referred to as the sender) desires to fulfill, to the best of sender's abilities, special duties to the party of the second part (hereinafter referred to as sendee) as reflected in the content and implicit sentiments in this instrument (herineafter referred to as cardee); that such duties include, but are not limited to, rendering of specific aid and comfort as appropriate on the occasion of the natal day of the party of the second part; said natal day commonly being accompanied by stress, angst and general ennui, and said parties, feelings and internal humors being further aggravated by the adding of yet another vertical, paraffin-enclosed, wick-activated incendiary device surmounting the generally-accepted sucrose-based bakery confection; by means of this instrument and other communications, the party of the first part seeks to extend the appropriate sympathies in a test that the interpersonal feelings that have marked the relationship hereunto preceding are to be rendered even more vigorously.
(, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:07, archived)
# ta :)
the scary part is, i understood that!
(, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:11, archived)
# ooo, time to go!
it's almost snooker o'clock!
'bye all, thanks for the lovely piccies!
(, Mon 7 May 2012, 14:12, archived)
# I want this on a card
so I can buy it
(, Mon 7 May 2012, 15:27, archived)