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# I fell off my bike today. Right in front of the station. A little old lady asked me if I was OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2012, 20:34, archived)
# :D
Edit: this ":D" is to your picture, not your accident btw
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:34, archived)
# due to me wearing my new hi-viz coat
lots of people saw it happen :$
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2012, 20:42, archived)
# :D
This 'D' is to your picture not your spelling btw.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 8 May 2012, 20:49, archived)
# ah shit
ERA=ERROR
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2012, 20:50, archived)
# due to my high level of further education and ten years at university reading English Language...
I was able to spot that you'd spelt plasticine wrong :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:49, archived)
# hedjumakashun is importants
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2012, 20:53, archived)
# " hedjumakashun, hedjumakashun, hedjumakashun" -Tony Blair 1997
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:57, archived)
# whatever happened to him?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2012, 21:04, archived)
# He split with Great Britain, went solo and is making bags of cash.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:12, archived)
# Funny thing is, this is basically trufax.
His "middle east peace envoy" shenanigans (o the irony), and tax-dodging with his advisor/speaker gig, pop up in Private Eye from time to time.
(EvilTerran rearranged his letters on, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:57, archived)
# Pleistocene?
* I don't get it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 8 May 2012, 20:58, archived)
# Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2012, 21:01, archived)
#
...and the face of the Earth was covered in a sea of dinosaur cum. The Lord looked upon the sea of dinospluff and The Lord was not a happy chappy. Which is understandable, given the circumstances.

Fortunately, the dinosaurs died out shortly after that, due to a combination of sexual over-exertion and something else to do with falling masonry.
(Wilton Mitrowserz, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:45, archived)
# Plasticine era? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Wed 9 May 2012, 10:19, archived)
# Pedant alert
English spelling is: Jurassaic
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:01, archived)
# England wasn't invented then!
HAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2012, 21:03, archived)
# BOOM!
Pedant denial. 5 points to Gruffi.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:07, archived)
# *hi fives*
*is left hanging*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2012, 21:13, archived)
# *fist bumps*
*misses*
Shit sorry! I'd put some ice on that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:18, archived)
# >.<
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 8 May 2012, 21:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 8 May 2012, 21:16, archived)