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# I'm really confused as to who is who
Moggy was saying emvees stuff wasn't funny, so is that Moggy with Hitlers head and a penis?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:33, archived)
# Don't be absurd.
It's quite clearly a chicken.
They don't have chickens in Japan.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Then I fear the contents of Japanese KFC even more than the local ones.
Oh wait, that's not chicken here either is it.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:39, archived)
# they have them in china, but they are mutated and walk like penguins
www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article7712012.ece/ALTERNATES/w620/Pengiun-hen.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:39, archived)
# It's clearly the head mistress of a school for wayward chicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:42, archived)
# I don't think chickens have penises or testicles
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:41, archived)
# Mitosis all the way for poultry then, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:43, archived)
# in china, archeologist find creature with any feature you like
8 legged dragon sheep! 2 times many leg as gwailo sheep so more efficient and better lays more egg!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:45, archived)
# You know, that's a seriously weird thought
Dinosaurs had cocks. There were Tyrannosaurs walking around with a cock swinging around between their legs, and other Tyrannosaurs walking around with cloaca.

What do you call people who get aroused by dinosaurs?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:47, archived)
# Freaks.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:48, archived)
# Hmmm
That's certainly quite direct, but it's maybe not quite so descriptive as "furry".
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:50, archived)
# "An untapped market"
*draws reptile porn*
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:50, archived)
# I think if you googled "reptile porn" you might find the market already tapped
although I'm glad to say I haven't tested this one out. But there's always space for newcomers.

Shit, it just occurred to me, wasn't there a certain poster on these boards whose name would be distressingly familiar to you, who posted a pterodactyl "pleasuring" a teddy bear or something? Trust the Japanese.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:53, archived)
# 2 legged pig, less floor space, much better
www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article7712014.ece/ALTERNATES/w620/Pig-two-legs.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:49, archived)
# I think I'm ChickenHitler
Quite frankly I'm astonished that anyone takes any of the shit that I post seriously, least of all JollyJack, but at least he drew something funny in response.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:53, archived)
# you and moggy can take it in turns being chicken hitler
share the love
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:54, archived)
# I want atomic to draw this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:56, archived)
# 2 chicken hitlers sharing love?
it's a Cockweasle job if you ask me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:58, archived)
# Get him to do it for the auction
and I'll bid
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:01, archived)
# I've got all your posts printed out in a special folder
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:19, archived)
# I nearly got beer on my laptop just then
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:28, archived)