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(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 9 May 2012, 22:56, archived)
# Seems like an amiable fella
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:04, archived)
# nah, lost here, alright chb
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:06, archived)
# According to camelspiders.net:
Some common Camel Spider Myths:

1. Camel spiders can move at speeds over 30 MPH, screaming while they run.
2. Camel spiders can be as large as a frisbee.
3. Camel spiders venom is an anesthetic that numbs their prey.
4. Camel spiders can jump three feet high.
5. Camel spiders get their name because they eat the stomachs of camels.
6. They eat or gnaw on people while they sleep. Due to the numbing effect of their venom, the victim is unaware until they awake.
7. Send us your myths for inclusion here...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 9 May 2012, 23:40, archived)
# Best of all, they're not even Spiders
They're Solpugids - Yay solpugids!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 10 May 2012, 0:05, archived)
# Have to say,
I'm quite the fan of amblypygids myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 10 May 2012, 3:37, archived)
# :(
Camel spiders are TWICE as fluffy as kittens.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 10 May 2012, 0:28, archived)