b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Message 10766859 (Thread)

# You play secret service/MI5/whatever escorting the Queen out of Buckingham palace as it gets invaded.
The final scene is you getting shot, viewpoint switching to Madge herself, a gun slides across the floor and you snatch it and elegantly blow the faces off three terrorists (in slow motion, of course) before a rescue team bursts in and ushers you out.

Oh and the inevitable comedy scene where a corgi bites one inna nads.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:13, archived)
# Now THAT would have been impressive.
But what did we get? A truck exploded and sprayed comedy-green gas.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:16, archived)
# The cute american tourist kid did get blown up though, that was a plus.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:19, archived)
# Haha - i know what you mean about the gas
Why is deadly gas always green in films and cartoons?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:25, archived)
# NOVA 5!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:26, archived)
# Because chlorine gas is green. Really cartoon snot green.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:26, archived)
# Bromine is much nicer. Yellow, red or brown, depending on concentration. It's much less deadly though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:30, archived)
# Iodine vapour is a gorgeous violet, but isn't toxic at all. I think there's a negative correlation between deadlyness and aesthetic appeal.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:34, archived)
# Are you a terrrrist?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:36, archived)
# A level chemistry.
A whole section on the halogens. There's a rather lovely little experiment with a blob of liquid bromine in a sealed glass tube. Hold the tube and the heat from your hands cause the bromine to turn to vapour which fills the tube. Put it down again and it recondenses.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:42, archived)
# SCIENCE!
i fucking love science
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 12 May 2012, 2:15, archived)
# I know someone with 'SCIENCE' tattooed on their leg.
That's how wonderful science is. Someone has the word printed on their body.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 12 May 2012, 2:31, archived)
# i know somebody with irresitible tattooed on their back
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 12 May 2012, 2:51, archived)
# Really?! Deary me...
I've seen my fair share of 'your' instead of 'you're' tattoos before, but that's something else.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 12 May 2012, 3:13, archived)
# Scrap that. Iodine is quite toxic.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:44, archived)
# You know why, or would reach the same conclusion.
Green is 'brighter' at the upper end than any other colour to a viewer.
Red works but for film is hard to light up without bleeding or pinking,
blue ends up as cyan, purple is silly and B& etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:31, archived)
#
what do you mean purple gas is silly?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:45, archived)
# That's really quite nice looking.
I bet it does some damage, but still...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:51, archived)
# It's a nasty irritant
Elemental iodine (I2) is poisonous if taken orally in larger amounts; 2–3 grams of it is a lethal dose for an adult human.

Iodine vapor is very irritating to the eye, to mucous membranes, and in the respiratory tract. Concentration of iodine in the air should not exceed 1 mg/m3 (eight-hour time-weighted average).
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:56, archived)
# Sheeeeit... I don't need that in my life.
I guess, if I'm wearing the right gear I should be fine, but that does all sound particularly nasty; almost like mustard gas.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 12 May 2012, 2:15, archived)
# It is.
If you made the gas purple film viewers would laugh before the meatpuppet yelled the re-enforcing line, 'Poison gas!'.
And then Prince would sue you thinking it was a snide slap at his pathetic ego.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:53, archived)
# I think they did the same thing in Black Ops too...
I dunno, I feel like in MW3, Europe got its arse kicked by Cobra Commander, or Dick Dastardly or some other wily villain.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:31, archived)
# MILES MAYHEM
He has a transforming helicopter, yknow.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:37, archived)
# I was going to add Cyril Sneer to the list but... all he really had was a cigar.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:50, archived)
# Oh and you could have chandelliers falling, and battles on great staircases, and the Queen and Phillip making snide remarks about how much everything that gets destroyed cost.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:17, archived)
# I want a gun that fires corgies
that split into individual explosive corgi shits that detonate on contact with the target

that'd be badass
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:21, archived)
# It would need to be mounted on an electric platform, pulling a wagon full of corgis behind it, all yapping in anticipation of their furry fury.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:25, archived)
# It would only move at 4mph, but you would follow your victims relentlesslty. Stalking them, blowing buildings from out of your path.
Always in the distance is the yapping. By the end of it they all have nightmares about the yapping.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:28, archived)
# that's beautiful, man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 12 May 2012, 1:48, archived)
# You line the group up in your sights. BOOM! You fire!
"WRAF WRAF WRAF!" The Corgi Prime flys through the air, tongue lolling joyfully. The corgi deploys! BANG! 24 Sub Corgis seek out their targets.
"WRAFWRAFWRAFRRRRRRWRAFWRAFRRRRWRAFYOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW-" x24
BOOOOOM! x24
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 12 May 2012, 2:02, archived)