It would need to be mounted on an electric platform, pulling a wagon full of corgis behind it, all yapping in anticipation of their furry fury.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 12 May 2012, 1:25,
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It would only move at 4mph, but you would follow your victims relentlesslty. Stalking them, blowing buildings from out of your path.Always in the distance is the yapping. By the end of it they all have nightmares about the yapping.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 12 May 2012, 1:28,
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You line the group up in your sights. BOOM! You fire!"WRAF WRAF WRAF!" The Corgi Prime flys through the air, tongue lolling joyfully. The corgi deploys! BANG! 24 Sub Corgis seek out their targets.
"WRAFWRAFWRAFRRRRRRWRAFWRAFRRRRWRAFYOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW-" x24
BOOOOOM! x24
("WRAFWRAFWRAFRRRRRRWRAFWRAFRRRRWRAFYOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW-" x24
BOOOOOM! x24
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sat 12 May 2012, 2:02,
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