That is one menacing magpie
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Ghoti Fingers,
Sat 12 May 2012, 12:05,
archived)
He just mugged a coot.
And shanked a Redshank.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 12 May 2012, 12:12,
archived)
Gutted a gull?
Shagged a shag?
Stabbed an OAP?
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Ghoti Fingers,
Sat 12 May 2012, 12:15,
archived)