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# LOL enough?
Ok, so for clarity, given the comments below!

1) Beaumont Alexander is the (fictional) protagonist of a book called The Vanity Game (see www.beaumontalexander.com) for details, published by Blasted Heath (http://blastedheath.com/?p=5720).

2) Serge is fictional Beaumont's fictional agent.

3) The post on Beaumont's *spoof* blog about this cover is a joke. The whole Beaumont blog is a joke. Pretty obviously so, no?

4) The picture is original. I made it. I'm not Beaumont, because Beaumont is fictional. I'm the publisher. It's all in jest. A spoof. Book marketing etc etc. But the pic is original, promise. Hate mail to kyle@blastedheath.com x




Click for bigger (216 kb)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:37, archived)
# fucking hell
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:38, archived)
# EDIT
Naughty naughty...
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:38, archived)
# Pfft
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:38, archived)
# I think he'd be making more of a farting noise
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:30, archived)
# How does one type that out, by the way? If he'd been exhaling hard.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:37, archived)
# pbbllllt
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:42, archived)
# Haha! Very good first effort :)
Welcome aboard!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:38, archived)
#


EDIT: Read the FAQ you tool
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:39, archived)
# I could watch this all night, that cat is crying out to have a lightsaber put in it's paw....
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:08, archived)
# why'd the cat go?
and I'd love to know how high it's jumping
*spots other peoples edits - oh, bad show
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:30, archived)
# I just got back from the shop all excited looking forward to watching it some more....
The cat looks like its claw catches a ladies jack that is probably hanging on a standard hight cloths peg, so I'd say about 4 feet give or take however much...
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:16, archived)
# Satire _/
Topical √
Tits √
Ginger √
N00b on a Tuesday. DOES NOT COMPUTE... INVESTIGATING....

RESULT: USER DID NOT MAKE IMAGE. USER DID NOT MAKE IMAGE. USER DID NOT MAKE IMAGE.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:41, archived)
# ^THIS!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:22, archived)
# it was all going so well too
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Shameful (for us).
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:25, archived)
# I was so impressed I checked out his website.
I mean the address is right there man!

I was so upset when I got there, I just wanted to lash out you know? Break something. Hurt someone.


I never thought it would be me.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Damn, I put it into google but didn't get any hits.
Well no, I go thousands, but all the original source.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:30, archived)
# well, unless Serge is his alter-ego!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:32, archived)
#
Close. Serge is fictional. Beaumont is fictional. The pic is original, made by me. Who am I? Kyle MacRae, the publisher behind the book in which Beaumont is the protagonist. All a bit of fun.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:55, archived)
# I did the same. A little investigation is all it took.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:31, archived)
# I didn't notice his site at the bottom :(
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:37, archived)
# I am shocked and outraged
and feel cheated
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:27, archived)
# it hurts deep inside doesn't it
like it will never stop hurting, and in a way, you don't want it to
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:33, archived)
# D'aww... I feel massively cheated now. I think I'm going to drink tonight.
Well, I kind of have to, I got my grades back for this year, and passed with flying colours :D
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:28, archived)
# congrats
could it be your tutor feared the wrath of b3ta if he/she gave you poor marks ?
the threat of being ridiculed as an internet meme for all time ?
not wanting to take anything away from ur art skillz, just saying
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:35, archived)
# I should have actually got a higher grade
but apparently, I was too casual in my work, when really, I should be treating it as a job.

I dunno, it seems a little counter-intuitive, being on an art and design course and all.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:46, archived)
# treat it like a job ? steal paper clips and knock off early ?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:58, archived)
# It's pretty much what that sentence translated to in my mind, yeah. :D
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:56, archived)
#
Yes he did. Read between the lines. Or look here:

blastedheath.com/?p=5720
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:00, archived)
# I looked there.
I didn't understand. What is the site supposed to be doing?
I kept finding dead links or this: www.hjhampson.com/2012/03/11/permanence/ where I learned that HJ Hampson is under the impression that nonetheless is three separate words.
It doesn't make me want to read his/her book - which is what I think the site is trying to do. But I'm not sure.
What is the site supposed to be doing?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:31, archived)
# I think you badly miscalculated how this place works
If you are a newbie, don't post and run; look at the havoc you have caused.

Also comment on other people's work, this is not a place to simply whore your own stuff and be silent on everything else.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:35, archived)
# :)
welcome aboard
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:42, archived)
# haha!
chipping norton sweat
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Ha Ha
More of this!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:44, archived)
# Doing TIME
Welcome to b3ta; it's a scream
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:45, archived)
# The bear agrees
●ᴥ●
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:47, archived)
# it's going to eat your rabbit
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:50, archived)
#

(~\ _
\ \ / \
\ \___/ /\\
| , , | ~
( =v= )
` ^ '
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:53, archived)
#
...................................
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:56, archived)
# where did you find that?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:05, archived)
# In the woods.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:17, archived)
# MYTH UPHELD!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:18, archived)
# Hello new person!
This is ace and I heartily endorse the front page viewing it will receive.

EDIT:

"If it looks too good to be true then it probably is."

*puts away lube*
this one's going in dry, I'm afraid.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 19:53, archived)
# Serge will be happy
Beaumont - ask Serge to sign up to B3ta!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:13, archived)
# shenanigans?
Arses. I thought this one was a keeper.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:24, archived)
# NINJA EDIT: woah beau wrong way to go
I bet he feels the right tit
like you
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:06, archived)
# WHOA!!
Let's be very clear about this, lovely b3ta peeps.

1) Beaumont Alexander is the (fictional) protagonist of a book called The Vanity Game (see www.beaumontalexander.com) for details [EDIT - no dot in beaumontalexander]

2) Serge is his (fictional) agent.

3) The post on Beaumont's blog about this cover is a joke. The whole Beaumont blog is a spoof. Pretty obviously so.

4) The picture was made by me, Kyle, part of Blasted Heath, the publisher behind The Vanity Game, posting on here as Beaumont as part of the ongoing fun we're havign with the character. It's an original pic. I made it! Me!

Do I have to fall on a sword now?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:49, archived)
# this makes it sound like you posted it as an advert
which is even more frowned upon
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:32, archived)
# ^What Toasty said
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 22:42, archived)
# well done
"I have no doubt that the lack of evidence against me will be borne out in court"
She does know she is being charged with destroying evidence, doesn't she?
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:14, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Yes quite :)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:15, archived)
# HAHA!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:15, archived)
# Spotted!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:29, archived)
# Good point.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:00, archived)
# Feckin' Brill
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:15, archived)
# That's going to be one messed up kid.......Also: You didn't make this.

NEVER TRUST A NOOB!
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:18, archived)
# If it's something you have been sent, post it as a link on the links board, generally regarded as being over => there.
This board is for posting pictures you have made/tweaked yourself.

Cheers.

/getoutofjailfree blog
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:27, archived)
#
See my post above. I did make this pic myself.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:51, archived)
# I suspect the title should also be "doing" time.
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:51, archived)
# ^
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:53, archived)
# me slow
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:56, archived)
# pbbllllt
(thanks mr Mu)
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 20:55, archived)
# hahaha glad I scrolled
for once
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:33, archived)
# *SLAP*
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:47, archived)
# ^ThiS
(, Tue 15 May 2012, 21:50, archived)
# frankly i don't care whether this post was made by you, beaumont, serge or some weird semi-fictional advertising agency
because it made me laugh, and hence i'm giving it a click
(, Wed 16 May 2012, 0:57, archived)