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# Imagine finding yiffy porn in the bushes.
I almost feel obliged to leave some in a nearby hedge on principle alone.

But I've got to clear my room out, so maybe later.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:44, archived)
# You've got to clear out all the yiffy porn from your room?
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:46, archived)
# No, he has to clear out the hedge in his room
indoor topiary, just say no.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:47, archived)
# He's found some yiffy porn under the cock-shaped hedge in his room?
I need a lie down.
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:50, archived)
# *closes curtains*
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:50, archived)
# FILTH!
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:52, archived)
# Thanks, that's better
any chance of a shoulder massage...
(, Thu 17 May 2012, 14:53, archived)