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# TJ:
the olympic torch goes through my town tomorrow, how quickly do you think I would be arrested if I turned up to watch the procession whilst carrying a fire extinguisher?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 23 May 2012, 0:42, archived)
# Do it
Film it
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:44, archived)
# as fun as it sounds
I think the reality of it would be a bit too real - www.youtube.com/watch?v=veRT4d2aDzo
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 23 May 2012, 0:47, archived)
# Serious scratch of forehead
time for bed

and yes I remember all that bollokcs, oh well
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:57, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Wed 23 May 2012, 0:48, archived)
# If you do it, I'll give you the 1.5 million points
on my frequent internet users card.

Everything in Japanese rooms is so tiny.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 23 May 2012, 0:47, archived)
# a safer thing would be to hold out a cigarette and shout
"GIS US A LIGHT MATE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 23 May 2012, 0:51, archived)
# I think you've just earned 200 points on your card.
Let me know if it works - I'm off birdwatching.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 23 May 2012, 0:54, archived)
# I like Japanese birds!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 23 May 2012, 1:54, archived)
# After the trial, you'd be an instant celebrity.
I hate the Olympics just for the fucking carbon footprint.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 23 May 2012, 2:12, archived)