a safer thing would be to hold out a cigarette and shout'GIS US A LIGHT MATE!'
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.,
Wed 23 May 2012, 0:51,
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I think you've just earned 200 points on your card. Let me know if it works - I'm off birdwatching.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 23 May 2012, 0:54,
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