I once knew a girl who was a mechanic
She got savaged by a stuffed toy.
Turns out, a Care Bear ate 'er.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Wed 23 May 2012, 11:35,
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FFS!!
:D
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Elvis impersonator,
Wed 23 May 2012, 11:40,
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At least she wasn't throttled
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discomeats This canoe,
Wed 23 May 2012, 11:52,
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