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# WE MUST FIND THIS MAN!
We have clearly been doing him an injustive all these years. NOBODY that smug would dress in salad, get pregnant and stare a hard-hat wearing giraffe in the face. NO-ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:49, archived)
# The leaf / cigar one is like a veggie version of that bit from the A team where George peppard is in the monster costume
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:50, archived)
# Colour this Peppard...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:51, archived)
# Excellent interpretation of the subject matter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:02, archived)
# why thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:13, archived)
# Nice!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:06, archived)
# :))
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:12, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:15, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:52, archived)
#
(prince jellyfish has a mental age of, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:20, archived)
# His name is: Model030
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:51, archived)
# *chants his name*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Modelo? Isnt that a beer?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:55, archived)
# I wonder if we can hire him out for events
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:00, archived)
# OK, I haff flown here all ze vay from Hamburg
and you just vant me to sit in zis chair holding a newspaper and ein croissant?

YOU PEOPLE ARE VEIRD!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:04, archived)
#
Every Christmas New Year's Eve (thanks Rafi) Germans watch Dinner For One and I don't find that funny.

It feels like smug bastard is the Germans giving something back.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:11, archived)
# It's just their version of Del Boy falling through the bar
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:13, archived)
# The Danes watch it every new year
When I dated a Danish girl years and years ago, she was astonished that British people had never heard of it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:13, archived)
# That sounds so shit
but then so does Withnail & I on paper, and its one of my favourite films.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:19, archived)
# We watch it on new-years eve (not christmas)

(I helped save b3ta! Rafi took last proton-pump inhibitor on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:57, archived)
# Or at least invite him to a b3tabash as guest of honour
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:05, archived)
# I was thinking more just to sit there with his croissant and newspaper
as a piece of living art
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:07, archived)
# LIKE I ZAY, VEIRDOS! ALL OF YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:14, archived)
# JA, BUT INCIDENTALLY I DO RARZER LIKE CVOISSANTS
SANK YOU FOR ZE ENDLESS SUPPLY
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:20, archived)
# haha
don't forget ze orange juice!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:23, archived)
# But vot is zis newspaper, "Ze Sun"?
Have you not got ze Berliner Zeitung?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:26, archived)
# aber was ist das auf Seite drei?
DAS BOOBIES!

Ah, Chanel, 21 of Maidstone sinks zat ze Euro vill survive de crises caused by ze Greeks. Ya, I sink so too!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 11:41, archived)
# Model030 wearing Model030

It's amazing the random shit stuff that comes up for a GIS of "Model030".
The glasses, by the way, are $1000. Smug bastard.

EDIT: link removed because I'm not gonna spam for thousand dollar glasses. Google "model030 alain" if you must.
(MrCanoehead Marzipaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:06, archived)
# hahaha, genuine office lol
Incredible how happy this has made me, it's like the b3ta of old has come back!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Steady on
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:55, archived)
# SHUT UP YOU CUNT
normal service is resumed
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:56, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:56, archived)
# NEVER FORGIVE
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:57, archived)
# I haven't
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:58, archived)